#dr. cocoa

[narcotic-neurosis]

when you stumble upon the dxm trove from high school and it feels like a war memorial

[fireballs-and-hairballs]

"So apparently a personal warp pad, a massive order of alcohol, and three private entertainers is- and I quote- 'not in the budget' and 'a completely inappropriate usage of lab funding'. I call bullshit. One of those wasn't even for me. I don't drink."

[fireballs-and-hairballs]

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

[fireballs-and-hairballs]

"We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me."