Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Sprites Ranked By How Uncomfortable They Make Me
Trucy
Precious cinnamon roll, I want to protect her forever. The best companion in the series. Every animation is pleasant. 0/10 discomfort.
Daryan
Kinda cool, actually. Cool jacket, hair’s a little weird but fits the style...
NEVER MIND the hair is VERY weird and I HATE the how it wiggles. Actually an OK design except for this specific animation, which contributes several discomfort points. 5/10 discomfort.
Winston Payne
The Apollo Justice version of Winston is not my least favorite version- that honor goes to Pompadour!Winston- but I love to hate any version of this failure of an attorney. The forehead tuft really makes me sorry for him. 3/10 discomfort.
Stickler
This guy feels like a bad Tolkien elf self-insert OC. This pretty eyes and tiny lips grate on me, and his idiotic holier-than-though, panty-stealing personality doesn’t help. 7/10 discomfort.
Dr. Hickfield
Who at Capcom decided this creep needed to return? Who decided that in this game he was going to be an actual doctor instead of a pervert patient? 9/10 discomfort.
Brushel
I physically recoiled from my 3DS screen the first frame this guy showed up. And then he did weird little head tilt. Bad, but unlike other AA characters, not quite so outlandish that I haven’t met people like him. He’s right in the uncanny valley, with his egghead and blue stubble and hideously defined blush. I was eager to move on from his case and then he returned as a key player in the final case and I shuddered. Plus he does this:
10/10 discomfort.
