#dr. procto

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🩻 DR. PROCTO IS BOUT TO…

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🩻 You came for a cough. You stayed for the dread. You laughed because it was gross. You reblog because you couldn’t stop reading.

Dr. Procto doesn’t do house calls. He does horror calls. And if you made it this far, the bill already has your name on it.

Reblog if you felt that nervous laugh catch in your throat. Reblog if you read this in a waiting room and swore you heard the gloves snap. Reblog if you know the cure is worse than the disease.