Nsfw for vice admiral smoker please if you're still doing them
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NSFW Ask Meme (Still Accepting!)
How interested they are in having sex with them: “I mean, I wouldn’t say no if he were genuinely interested, but I’d be highly suspicious that it wasn’t some ruse to arrest me. Then again, he doesn’t seem the type to do that; he’s more direct in his arrest attempts.”
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: “If he accepted money for someone to have sex I’d think there was something very wrong. And I’d be offended if he tried to pay me for sex like some prostitute.”
If they would rather bottom or top them: “I think he would want to top, but again, not sure I’d trust his motives, so I’d insist on topping.”
How good they think they would be: “He’s hot and buff and commanding, which can mean he’s either really hot and dominating in bed, or a total wet blanket.”
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: “He definitely seems more like the type to bend me over the kitchen counter and take me hard, probably with my hands locked behind my back.”
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “Fuck. There’s no way we’d be on friendly enough terms for anything soft or gentle.”
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “Hmmmm, either Drake or Zoro. Someone who would have my back one way or another.”
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: “Ha! Fat chance! He’d definitely sooner arrest me than fuck me.”
