So about that Dwayne lore video Sean dropped…
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So about that Dwayne lore video Sean dropped…
Imagine how frustrating it must be for the boys if they had an s/o who just shrugs things off and accepts every weird little thing as if it's the most normal thing in the world.
David: we can't really go out in the sun.
S/o: I get it, I burn quickly too.
Paul: yeah, no we have this thing about blood.
S/o: a thing as in you faint or a thing as in you think it's sort of pretty in a weird way? Because I get that.
S/o: it's actually brilliant to sleep during the day in summer. The cave is nice and cold, and you can do whatever you wanted to do at night when it's way more comfortable.
Marko: yeah - yeah, that's exactly why we sleep during the day?
Dwayne: we'll see you later, we got to feed.
S/o: sure, can you bring a milkshake back for me?
Dwayne: sure
The boys: so you do realise we're vampires right?
S/o: what the fuck?
THE LOST BOYS X MONSTER HIGH!!! I like the collab doll they did do, but I think these boys would've made perfectly ghoulish Mansters on their own! I loved translating things like Marko's jacket into what I think an MH doll would have, same with some added/moved around accessories! And ofc, WAY more funky shoes lmaoo. Lemme know what y'all think, I might do Michael n Star, maybe even Max!!
Dom and the Doll
pairing: SoftDom!Dwayne/Fem!Reader
Warnings: Gripping/Groping, Vampirism/Blood-sucking, SMUT/MDNI/18+, Praising, Bit of Degrading, Body-worship, biting kink, Dom-Sub dynamics, FEM!READER.
Tagging: @sillyturquoisepuffin @aviradasa @dushku @thelostboysforeva
Happy birthday, Billy Wirth!! aka Dwayne,
Love seeing new angles of Dwayne
Poly!The Lost boys(+Michael & Star) with a Zero filter reader Crack post.
Pairing: POLYTLB + Michael & Star//Reader Warnings: Sexual innuendos, I may or may not have said some of these things .. Just pure crack. Everyone is a full vampire in this. Note: some quotes from movies, and from funny tiktok's Youtube videos. -Reader will automatically be considered one of the "Terror Twins" with Marko and Paul. -Sometimes every time, Star will cover her mouth and gasp at what comes out of your mouth. * This one time, you were all at the boardwalk when a cold gust of wind went by you guys, and out of nowhere you say "Ohhhhh-" you shiver, raising your shoulders as you lul out the 'Oooo' sound musically and say "I just felt my nipples harden" as you feel chills run across your body. - You get 6 different pairs of eyes on you. You look up and see them all staring at you. - Marko and Paul giggle. - David shakes his head, hiding his grin behind his cigarette. -Dwayne snickers, it was small as he tried covering it up and playing it off as if he had an itch on his upper lip. -Star looks at you with wide eyes and mouth agape as a gasp was let out. -Michael just stands there like "wtf?????"
(bro's genuinely concerned) -Michael does laugh later on though; Covering his face as if he was the one that said it as he nearly dies *again*, from laughter. -Will they let you *un*-live that down?? No. Do they tease you about it later? abso-fucking-lutley ------------------------------------------------- -IT'S GIVING DEADPOOL ISTG -Cue reader rolling around the cave on davids wheelchair and bumping into shit. "That was already fallen when I got here!" knocks something else over. "that too!" ----------------------------------------------
Reader: *Throws out a skittle* Marko: Don't do that! What if a bird picks it up and chokes on it?! Reader: "Then it'll taste the rainbow while he goes out" --------------------------------------------------
Reader: "My mouth needs a hole in it." Paul and Marko at the same time: "But your mouth already has a hole in it."
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One day, you were all watching some movie about this girl that has sexual dreams but is a virgin and you say - "She may be a virgin on the outside- but mentally every hole has been filled and used COUNTLESS of times" Cue David saying: "Like you?" "But I'm not a virgin... I have six hypersexual vampire lovers that make that impossible" ... yeah- that movie was not in anyone's attention to for a W H I L E. --------------------------------------------------
Paul: “He has a butt chin”
Reader: “How ‘bout you sit your butt on my chin?”
Star: “..WHAT?!” Reader: “What??”
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