#draculna

[queenstyped]

never talk 2 me dad ever again

“—— Didn’t really talk.  Just.  Tried to kill each other.”

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@draculna​ said: ur me dad

( vlad vc ) boogie voogie voogie

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" I think i'm going to miss eating.... "

❝  YOU’LL GET OVER IT. ❞ probably even stomach a few bites, too, if she'd ever bother to keep up her strength. ❝  besides, if it’s only something solid that you’re missing, then there’s plenty to eat on assignment.  ❞

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shapeshifts into his outfit so she can be half as dramatic as he is

he’s honestly never been prouder

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" You know , Master , I've always wondered.....were you always this tall or is this because you're, well , you know... "

❝  DON’T YOU HAVE ANYTHING better to do than hound me with your inane prattle?  ❞

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gives him a cupcake with 3 lit question marks on it ^_^

what the hell am i sposed to do with this ?

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mastah whehs the soy blod

not in my fuckin sub-basement

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@draculna​​ said: "Hypothetically speaking, if we found a vampire that wasn't really a *threat* what's the uh, protocol for that? Do we just leave'em be?"

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀 been part and parcel to this organization? how many missions have they cleared? she ought to know his answer, by now. compared to hellsing’s human staff, they haven’t even all that many rules to follow. no documented protocols, no public accountability, no true acknowledgement that they even exist, at all. there is no word other than the word of their master, and that may very well change at her whim.

❝  𝐖𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃.  ❞ there is no grey area, no room for dispute, no further call to be made. they are not the judge, the jury, or the executioner. rather, they are merely the axe, and they will cleave what they must. ❝  we kill monsters, and there is no more to it.  ❞