#drag idea

[jean-luc-thiccard]

My drag name is Crabalina and I am a big fat lady crab who sits at the bottom of the ocean and criticises other sea creatures.

[ihaveaproblemdonti]

Guys I have a batshit drag performance idea

Naked in Manhattan but it’s Daleks in Manhattan, like the Doctor Who episode(s)

Dalek Sec (in the shell) gets wheeled on by a guy in a pig mask and a boiler suit, with some kind of Chappell Roan accoutrements on it.

The song starts. Like. *ring* hi, it’s DALEK SEC, LEADER OF THE CULT OF SKARO I know you just landed, and I know you’re probably busy but, I’d love to see you so call me when you can <3

And the song proceeds as normal until the chorus, where instead of naked it’s DAAALEKS ✨in Manhattan✨ and either the entire chorus or just the TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME is in the Dalek voice. I just need the touch mes viscerally. Maybe some other shit thrown in for funsies.

And right at the end of the bridge, the reveal: cunty human Dalek sec covered in glitter and sequins. I’m talking fake lashes on the single eyeball. Fucking ribbons on his weird worm head. His brain is bedazzled. He’s not wearing pants. It’s magnificent.

Maybe at some point there’s pig people dancing in the background to make it more on theme, maybe Andrew Garfield comes in from stage left for two seconds, maybe the pig people start doing burlesque, maybe human Dalek sec gets a big feather fan and starts dancing too!!!! Who knows!!!!

It is for a very very niche audience but I do not care!!! That audience is me!!!!!!!! And my partner!!!!! So that’s two people!!!!!

[homosociallyyours]

Brilliant idea (ok to take)

A Jewish burlesque character named Ka$ha who strips down from a babushka to some kesha-like. Perhaps to "Praying" but also idk maybe "Tik Tok."

(This post made collaboratively with a Jew! And as a goy I would not do this character personally! But still. Damn.)

[justin-time-4-a-byte]

I really want to incorporate clocks/gears/cyborg kind of clownery into my looks :o)