i am a homosocialsexual

megan/40s/they&she pronouns. please be 18+ if you follow me. queer, fat, genderqueer femme. geeky, nerdy, and really into cheese. seriously. i reblog a lot of queer and gay things as well as nsfw posts; femslash of many varieties, 1D (ot5 &ot4, larrie/harrie/louie, don't come at me with negativity about any one of my darling boys), momrry, and how loving a boyband doesn't mean hating the women who work with them; occasional sherlock bbc/johnlock; and a multitude of other fandoms that are all over the place; and really anything else that strikes my fancy. every thursday i share nsfw images that are tagged 'thursday thirstday' so please blacklist that tag to avoid a tiddy or more ♡ i write, i draw, i squeal over things i love. i live for getting to know new people, so please don't hesitate to send me a message about all the things. always.

[homosociallyyours]

I Really Like Your Styles: The Holiday Advent-ure

by homosociallyyours

34k, Teen, Larry

Louis isn't much for frills, and the coffee shop he co-owns with his best friend Liam is evidence of that. Yes, it's got a decent sized, well-kept industrial kitchen, but Louis insists that people come to coffee shops for coffee, not mediocre pastry and plastic wrapped cookies. When Liam's campaign for serving treats turns into watching a few baking accounts on whichever popular app he's on now, there's one that really gets on Louis' nerves: "I Like Your Styles." With his chipper demeanor and over the top descriptions of the food he makes, Louis is sure that the (unfortunately cute) baker is full of it. Nothing that adorable could possibly be worth the hype.

It doesn't actually take much for him to eat his words...and some quality baked goods, while he's at it.

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[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[kitarakiyoshi]

happy tuesday everyone 🤭

[penndragonslair]

submitting my application to be your house slut with these pics attached. hire me? 🖤💋

[sirenofsyntax]

[kitteecassee]

hello from your local black cat just uploaded more scenes to my manyschmids AND it includes partnered content/watch me get stuffed? 🥹

[slutmeopen]

Getting drunk in the house alone LFG!!!!

[slutmeopen]

It means so much to me that you guys love me

[softly-squished]

please, take upon thy sword my Lord.

[korachubbsy]

Pu$$y shielded by thick thighs and chubby tummy 🤺

[horrorlesbians]

“wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” tramp stamp

[homosociallyyours]

Little wins: i was funny on the internet! Got such a good grade in Instagram commenting!

(in re: yesterday's wordle, which was such an annoying choice that they scheduled a whole post about it 🙄)

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[homosociallyyours]

My new method for bad news delivery is sending a picture of the bear of bad news first. That way when you see the image you know there's gonna be something coming after it that might not be the best.

Anyway here she is, the bear of bad news:

[gathersnomoths]

[lebnaniyyaa]

best part about having big boobs is i can touch them whenever i want. i’m touching them rn. are you jealous