Apr 5, 2014
Sexy noodles
Alana: I've been thinking about funerals and how much they make us want sex.
Dragon-bait: Noodles?
Me: Funerals!
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Sexy noodles
Alana: I've been thinking about funerals and how much they make us want sex.
Dragon-bait: Noodles?
Me: Funerals!
Do not get me started on the Jacky Faber series and subsequently ex-Commodore James Norrington. I will turn a 20 minute dinner into an hour and a half long theatrical performance.
My bitterness and frustration know no bounds.
*dragon-bait and o-hs pretending they both want to be my valentine*
Me: Oooooh! I have two valentines! I guess you'll have to fight over me!
dragon-bait: Do you want me to offer you my still-beating heart?
o-hs: Or I could offer you her still-beating heart?
Armies of Children
Rachel: How many children do you think is a small army?
me: Seven.
One child is an assassin.
Two children are a team.
Three children are a trio.
Four children are essentially two pair.
Five children is an attempted army, but four children marching behind a leader looks more like a flag team.
Six children have almost got it, but they have no leadership.
Seven children can elect a leader and still have six children to march menacingly in two rows of three.