#dragondate.event

[ask-minus-bfs]

How does Razor deal with winter or fall since he's half reptile?

"Aha...ah....Not well! my shack out here in the carpark doesn't get very good ac...and it's- more than a little broken down. I usually try my best to sleep through the winter...."

"My offer still stands ya know. My brother's would gladly make room for you in our apartment...."

"Living with you losers sounds sweet but...I can't do that to ya's. I eat twice my body weight every day- and little blue is always so jumpy when i'm around- and I don't have a good handle on my emotion's effect on my size..."

"...Your lucky you seem the handle yourself fine with all that sleep and those winter clothes I gave you fucking lizard. Or I'f drag you back home at the first instance of illness."

"GahHAHAH-"

[ask-minus-bfs]

Razor, how much do you like Godzilla and Jurassic Park

"They are my second favorite thing in the fucking WORLD!!! I cant pick between them, so they're both on the small list of material possessions I own out here. Those, some dinosaur figures, some pj's, a beat up old TV, and the giant nest of blankets I sleep on all day keep me pretty entertained in my shack out here in the car junkyard."

[ask-minus-bfs]

Aw Chad, you and Razor are so cute together! - Bouquet Anon

"The term you are looking for is cool, anon, not cute."

"I think we can be cute and cool. Kevin pulls that off pretty well on the blog."

[ask-minus-bfs]

Razor, could you try carrying Chad?

"Is this high enough?"

The camera pans down and you find that Razor has grown several stories, Chad stands on one of his palms while holding the giant lizard's finger, looking both incredibly happy and bordering on adrenaline junky.

"WOOOOOOOHOOHAHAHAAAA-"

"Hehehe"

[ask-minus-bfs]

What's Razor's favorite food?

"Chicken."

"W-woah that was fast. You sure you don't like-"

"Chicken."

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What does Razor think about Kevin and Chase?

"WELL THEY'RE BOTH MASSIVE DORKY LOSERS THATS FOR SURE! GWAHAHA!"

Chad hits Razor repeatedly on the chest as the lizard laughs, with no effect but a further flustering the smaller's face.

"//// STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GIVE THEM A REAL AWNSER ASSHAT- ////!"

"That was the real awnser! You're a loser!"

"GAH!/////"

Chad throws his hands up in frustration and walks away from the camera to presumably go kick the truck the two were destroying together. Razor watches him stomp off, and once out of earshot he leans into the camera with a quieter voice, still raspy but you can see him using this voice around Kevin its so uncharacteristically quiet.

"Ai'ght Aight' pump the breaks. The truth is Chad is MY loser. Easily the coolest of the three of his bros. If I need someone to keep up with my wild antics I know I can always count on him. Don't go tellin' him dat doe gotit?"

He leans back and returns to average volume. Flashing a sharp toothy grin.

"As for little blue, he's my friend, a real sweetheart that one, but he ain't one to start trouble or nothing so we don't click as well as me and Chad. Still cute though. And Party Greeny is chill enough to not tell on me to the cops when we party together so thats a plus. ^^"

[ask-minus-bfs]

"Of course I do! what do you take me for some kind of-"

"HEY LOSER!"

The boyfriend cuts himself off and the camera blurs as it's covered by his thumb for a moment.

"SCALEMAIL!"

"Hahaha! It's goo to see you again loser- oh woah watcha got there? Camera?"

"Oh right-! Say cheese!"

The camera isn't blurred for long as it comes back into focus in a busy train section, Chad and his boyfriend, Razor.

((OOC: Hey guys! Mod John Here- Sorry for the hiatus. I'm back baby!))

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Wait how big is Razor?

"Razor is pretty big when he wants to be. He can actually change his height from an average human to actual monster size. He said there was a limit to hw small he can get and how big he can get but he usually stays around the 7 feet mark for me. Or bigger when we play "Godzilla" or when were acting out our "Dragons and Dragons." characters."

Chad rambles to the camera about Razors height while it looks like he exits the apartment and hops on what seems to be a bus. The scenery around him is heavy with city life, but slowly grows more and more dispersed and abandoned.