This is a place where we debate any given dragon's fuckability. Monsterfuckers, monster-curious and Hear Me Outs all welcome here. So, would you?
I post three polls a day between 5-6pm GMT+1 all week long, but that can change if the queue is running dry. I will change the pinned post to reflect any changes regarding that. I answer asks on the weekends if there is any on the inbox.
Blog inspired by @wouldyoufuckthistaur who helped me a lot, and the og @wouldyoufuckthisfurry
Active tags
#dragon poll - For any posted polls, both closed and open
#wyftd ask - For regular asks, answered Friday-Sunday. Feel free to mute this one if you're only here for the polls
#dragonfucking stats - Updated every 100 closed polls to see who's in the podium
FAQ
"How can I submit a dragon?"
Feel free to send the character via an ask or a submission! Only things I require are the name and a source. Pictures would be nice too but not required.
"I submitted a dragon some time ago but I haven't seen it yet!"
It's either in the queue and you have to be patient, or it has been submitted already and I skipped it. Current queue time is around 30 days from submitting to being posted. Very rarely I veto'd a dragon.
"Are there any restrictions in what we can submit?"
I might not accept submissions that are of a character who is clearly a child/hatchling; and if a dragon has a humanoid version I will focus on the dragon form. Other than that I don't really care.
"I sent a bunch of submissions but you only posted one?"
If you submit in a row a lot of very simmilar characters, I will try to space them in the queue so it doesn't clog the same day with just one media. Comparisons (like Animation vs Live Action) I try to post back to back.
"This character isn't TECHNICALLY a dragon, they are a wyrm/serpent/scalie,etc..."
I'm very open to what is considered a "dragon". If you can show a picture of the character to any random person and they go "Yup that's a dragon" then it's considered one. Same goes for the other way around, if it's called a dragon on the source material then it's a dragon regardless of looks. I'm not interested in "wyrms vs true dragons" debates.
"Who are you?"
Im a guy who really likes dragons, He/Him pronouns only. I run this blog for fun and out of a sheer love for scaly monsters and a big dragon-shaped hole in my soul. Also I'm ESL so I might make some typos
"This blog was already done by [XYZ]"
I didn't know + the name was available so I took it. This is a "holy shit two cakes" scenario why are you complaining
After 400 polls, the Amethyst Dragons (93.8% Smash) rise to get the top spot. They take the crown away from the Silver Dragons (93.7%) by a sliver, leaving Mophandrix (93.3%) on third place.
The results measure the percentage and don't take into consideration the total number of votes.
Glubgar (77.1% Pass) still takes top position on the lower end of the list, but this time the competition is fiercer! He's fllowed by Alolan Exeggutor (75.8%) and, by no one's surprise, the terf dragon (Gringott's Dragon, 75.0%)
The results measure the percentage and don't take into consideration the total number of votes
Volvagia (71.4%) is still on top of the list for TLOZ dragons, followed by the Draconified Demon King (65,3) and Naydra (64.5%)
Pokémon stats take a wild change, as the now Top 3 is Zekrom (81.5%), Reshiram (77.0%) and leave the former champion Haxorus (75.7%) in third place.
As for Flappy Dragon, we have Albarossa (77.0%) as the most fuckeable of the ones submitted (yet!)
Hungry Dragon has crowned Umbra (88.6%) as their top dragon, and I cannot say I disagree. I like 'em big ladies
Lastly, the most divisive dragon has been Quolmeena, with exactly a 47,5-47,5 vote split!
You can check all the finished polls in this excel! See you in poll 500!
Would you fuck this dragon? Dragonfucking Stats (Polls 400-500)
The current podium remains unaltered! On top we have the Amethyst Dragons (93.8% Smash), followed by the Silver Dragons (93.7%) and Mophandrix (93.3%).
The results measure the percentage and don't take into consideration the total number of votes.
Another big change on the Pass podium! The scrotum dragon Eborsisk (79.8% Pass) takes top 1 less fuckeable dragon, followed by Dragohoho (79.3%) and previous champion, Glubgar (77,1%)
The results measure the percentage and don't take into consideration the total number of votes
The most submitted media has been, this far, Pokémon, with 27 submissions! Top 3 is Zekrom (81.5%), Reshiram (77.0%) and Haxorus (75.7%)
For Flappy Dragon, the tops are Albarossa (77.0%), Munestra (75,2%), and Aguipua (75.0%). My boy Obolfo will be on the next results I'm sure.
Hungry Dragon's top 3 are currently Umbra (88.6%), Helion (85,1%) and Icebreaker (77.7%)
The Most Divisive dragons this far have been Quolmeena, (47.5% Smash / 47.5% Pass), from Flappy Dragon; the Leviathan Krayt Dragon (48.4% / 48.9%) and Altaria, (47.6%/ 48.6%)
From Real Life, the top contenders are the Mušḫuššu dragon (70.4%), Jelycat Sage Dragon (53.8%) and Lockheed U-2, "Dragon Lady" (38.8%). The copypasta guy did get her to top 3.
You can see completed polls and their results in this excel right here
Still on top we have the Silver Dragons (93.7%), followed by Mophandrix (93.3%). Firkraag loses his spot to his own species, with Red Dragons (93.2%) taking the podium!
The results measure the percentage and don't take into consideration the total number of votes.
Glubgaar demolishes the lower end of the podium with 77.1% Pass!
Former Pass champion Falkor (73.4% Pass) drops to second place, followed by Charvaarghs (69.6%)
Volvagia (71.4%) has been crowned as the most fuckeable dragon from the Legend of Zelda series, followed by Naydra (64.5%) and the Light Dragon (58.9%)
From Yu-Gi-Oh!, the top champions are the Ancient Arrive Dragon (86.9%), True King Of All Calamities (80.2%) and Blaster, Dragon Ruler of the Infernos (78.2%)
Alexstrasza (88.4%), Merithra (87.4%) and Ebyssian (86.0%) hold the title as Top 3 Most Fuckeable World of Warcraft Dragons
The Most Fuckeable Pokémon goes to Haxorus with 75.7%, followed by Goodra 75.4%, barely losing the spot. Third goes to Koraidon (75.2%)
You can check all the finished polls in this excel!
No changes in the top 3! The Silver Dragons (93.7%) still barely maintain their spot, followed by Mophandrix (93.3%) and Firkraag (93.0%).
Runner-ups for the podium are the Alatreon (92.9%) and Hobsyllwin (92,8%). Monster Hunter submissions are heavy hitters, but still not quite enough to shake the DnD supremacy!
The results measure the percentage and don't take into consideration the total number of votes.
The LEAST fuckeable dragon has been Farlkor, with 73.4% of the Pass votes
No changes here either! Falkor is followed by Charvaarghs (69.6%), and the Salmonsnake (69.2%). Nice.
The Top 3 for the World of Warcraft dragon stats (this far) is Ysera (82.7%), Wrathion (82.2%) and Onyxia (76.0%), even with more WoW dragons added!
For Monster Hunter, the podium is: Alatreon (92.9%), Safi’jiiva (90.2%) and Rathalos (88.2%)
Most Fuckeable Fromsoftware Dragon title is still held by the Ancient Dragon (88.7%), followed by Kalameet (88.3%)and Caligo (80,5%).
The Most Fuckeable Pokémon goes to Haxorus with 75.7%, followed by Goodra 75.4%, barely losing the spot. Third goes to Koraidon (75.2%)
HTTYD surprises everyone, placing the Live Version of Hookfang (63.5%) over Toothless (58.4%) and the Red Death (47.4%)
You can check all the finished polls in this excel!
Next stats will be done at the 300 poll mark- so every 100 polls instead, so we can (hopefully!) see more of a change over time. See you then!
The next set of polls have finished! Let's see how much the polls 50-100 have changed the podium
The Silver Dragons keep the podium, with 93,7% of the Smash votes!
Alatreon manages to snatch a very close second place (92.9%), dropping Bahamut to third place (91.7%).
The results measure the percentage and dont take into considerarion the number of total votes.
The LEAST fuckeable dragon has been Farlkor (From The Neverending Story), with 73.4% of the Pass votes
Followed by former Pass Champion: Dragon from Monster Jam (60.4%) and the Cooking Dragon (58.6%)
Now, for this edition of Dragonfucking Bonus Stars...
Kalameet (88.3%), our former bronze, drops not only to 4th, but to 5th place! Instead, the Ancient Dragon (88.7%) snatches his title of Most Fuckeable Fromsoftware dragon.
The "Most Controversial" poll (AKA: the one with the closest Yes/No ratios) goes to Inspired, from Bayonetta, with a 46.3%-49.0%.
The Most Fuckeable Pokémon goes to Garchomp with 72.8% of Yes votes!
You can see all the results on this excel. See you in 50 more polls!
The Silver Dragons (93.7%) still barely maintain their spot at the top, closely followed by Mophandrix (93.3%) and Firkraag (93.0%). Firkraag barely manages to be on the podium, surpassing the Alatreon by 0,01% (That might be a singular vote!)
The results measure the percentage and dont take into considerarion the number of total votes.
The LEAST fuckeable dragon has been Farlkor, with 73.4% of the Pass votes
Followed by two new incorporations! Charvaarghs with 69.6% Pass, and the Salmonsnake with 69.2%.
Now, for the bonus stars...
The Top 3 for the World of Warcraft dragon stats (this far) is Ysera (82.7%), Wrathion (82.2%) and Onyxia (76.0%). More dragons to come soon!
The Most Fuckeable Pokémon goes to Garchomp with 72.8% of Yes votes, though current open pool Goodra is looking like it might challenge that in a few weeks!
Most Fuckeable Fromsoftware Dragon title is still held by the Ancient Dragon (88.7%), followed by Kalameet (88.3%) and Caligo (80,5%).
The "Most Controversial"poll (AKA: the one with the closest Yes/No ratios) goes to Porunga, from Dragon Ball, with a 49.2%-47.7%.
