More phics will be added to this list as they are made :)
Cold Blood : Phil is a vampire and goes to get blood at the black market for monsters when Dan’s doing something (editing, taking a shower, etc.) so that he won’t notice/won’t follow him. But Dan does follow him this time, and Phil encounters trouble on the way.
Dan’s YouNow : Phil wants to tell their subscribers Phan is real but Dan doesn’t want to so they make a deal. Phil can do whatever he wants to Dan during his liveshow, and if Dan gives them away they have to tell their fans, but if Dan can keep it secret Phil will drop the subject.
Seven Second Challenge : Dan and Phil play a sexy game of the seven second challenge (this was probably done like, 100 times already but here we go!)
Summary : Phil wants to tell their subscribers Phan is real but Dan doesn’t want to so they make a deal. Phil can do whatever he wants to Dan during his liveshow, and if Dan gives them away they have to tell their fans, but if Dan can keep it secret Phil will drop the subject.
Warning: I guess a little bit public sex?
A/N : Well, this is just smut. I might come back one day and put some actual plot in it but until then enjoy!
Word Count : 791
“Phil!” Dan called as he sat down at the desk in his room.
“What!?” Phil yelled back from the other end of the flat.
“I’m gonna start my liveshow in a bit! Do you want to make an appearance?”
Phil shuffled into Dan’s room with his laptop and flopped on the bed. “Sure, why not?”
Dan looked at Phil as he scrolled on his laptop. Something seemed off about Phil today, but Dan couldn’t quite put his finger on it. Dan opened his own laptop and typed in his password. He opened the browser and typed in “YouNow”.
“Hey Dan, are we ever going to tell our subscribers about us?”
Dan looked over his shoulder at Phil. “I don’t really want to, why?”
Phil shrugged his shoulders “I kinda want to. Wouldn’t it be nice to do couple-y things in public for a change?”
Dan nodded. “It would, but we’d get a lot of haters Phil, and I don’t want that.”
“We wouldn’t get many,” Phil insisted, getting up and wrapping his arms around Dan as he signed in to YouNow. Phil let his hands slide down Dan’s chest, getting dangerously low.
“Phil, I swear if you get me hard before my liveshow I’m gonna kill you.”
Phil smirked. “How about we make a deal?”
Dan looked up at Phil, his head twisting at a weird angle because of their position. “What kind of deal?”
Phil moved his hands lower until he was palming Dan through his jeans. “How about I spend this liveshow doing whatever I want to you, staying out of shot of course. And if you don’t give us away, I’ll drop the subject.” Phil added a bit of pressure and leaned in to whisper in Dan’s ear. “But if you do give us away, then we tell them.”
Dan couldn’t help let out a small moan. “I hate you,” he said, before opening Photobooth to see how wide the shot would be. “This is what they see, so stay out of the shot.”
Phil nodded. “Okay.”
“And you can’t make any noise, otherwise it’s you giving us away and I won’t forgive you,” Dan looked pointedly at Phil.
“Okay. But you have to go the whole hour, no quitting half way through.”
“Deal,” Dan said.
“Deal then,” Phil smiled. He sat down on the floor (out of the camera range) and looked up at Dan as he signed in to YouNow and started his show.
When Dan was sending out his tweet, Phil crawled under the desk and started palming Dan again.
“Dan you wrote jon instead of join, did I? Did I do that? I did, whoops. Well, I can fix it but you’ve all seen it now, so there’s really no point,” Dan laughed.
Phil started unzipping Dan’s jeans as quietly as possible. Dan kept talking, but took a chance and discreetly looked down at Phil. He smirked up at Dan, pointing upwards. Dan continued talking but stood up a bit so Phil could pull down his jeans and boxers.
“Where’s Phil, said someone in the chat. He’s here somewhere,”
Dan kept talking and Phil gave him a bit of time before starting to play with him. He started licking up the length, hearing Dan’s voice falter for a second and smiled.
“Guess the crime,” Dan said. “Well ,we’ve only got ten minutes left, what do you guys want-”
Phil took this opportunity and swallowed around Dan.
“Shit, Phil!” Dan said, placing his head on his desk. Half a second later he seemed to register what he said and his head shot up. He stared at his laptop like a deer in the headlights. He looked down at Phil, who was smiling back up at him. Phil took Dan back into his mouth and started sucking again, and Dan couldn’t stop a moan. “Fuck, Phil stop, wait,” Dan’s arms were flailing, trying to simultaneously push Phil away from him and close YouNow. After a few seconds, Dan simply slammed his laptop shut and let out a huge moan as Phil finished him off.
Dan sat with his head in his arms on his closed laptop. “I hate you,” he muttered.
“You love me,” Phil assured, getting up off the floor and bringing Dan up for a hug. “Besides, now everyone knows. No more secrets.”
Dan groaned. “Yeah, everyone got to see my reaction to you sucking my dick. That’ll be on the internet forever Phil!”
Phil giggled, “Yup.”
Dan pulled out of the hug and glared at him.
“Shall we go make a coming out video then?” Phil asked, happily skipping out of the room to get the camera.
Dan felt his face heating up but figured he might as well get it over with.
Summary: Dan and Phil play a sexy game of the seven second challenge (this was probably done like, 100 times already but here we go!)
A/N: Okay, to be honest this is just smut. It’s not well written, there’s no plot, it is what it is. I’m not even sorry haha
Word count: 749
Contains: Orgasm denial, masturbation
Warnings: It’s smut. I don’t know what to warn you of. Don’t read in class maybe? It would suck to get caught reading this. Teacher : What are you reading? Read it out loud. Student : Um…..
The Seven Second Challenge : Sex edition!
Dan and Phil sat on their couch, scrolling through tumblr like they always do. They had had a late dinner nearly two hours ago. It was late, and Phil knew that they should go to bed soon. He was about to get up when Dan started talking.
“Hey Phil? Wanna play the seven second challenge game?”
“It’s getting late Dan,” Phil replied. “We should get to sleep.”
“Not tired,” Dan replied, shutting his laptop and staring at me. “C’mon, our sleeping schedule is broken beyond repair anyways. It’ll be fun, I promise.”
Phil sighed. “Okay, fine. You start,” he said, sitting beside him on the couch.
“Okay, you’ve got seven seconds to kiss me,” Dan said, lifting his hands to start the countdown.
Phil smiled and dove for Dan’s lips, kissing him gently and moved back after the seven seconds were up.
“My turn,” Phil said, noticing how Dan tried to lean back in when Phil stopped the kiss. “Um… You have seven seconds to… save a picture of us kissing from the internet onto your laptop.”
Dan quickly picked up his laptop, which he had placed on the floor when they started playing, and opened it. It took him about half a second to put in his password. He opened a new tab, searched “Phan Kiss” clicked images, and saved a random image before looking back at Phil.
“One second to spare, wow,” he said, laughing as Dan relaxed and put his laptop back on the floor. “Okay, your go.”
Dan didn’t hesitate, “You have seven seconds to turn me on.”
Phil stared in shock for a second, before jumping on Dan and kissing him. He was counting down in his head. 5. The kiss got deeper and Phil moved his hips over Dan’s. 4. One hand grabbed Dan’s hair. 3. The other went under Dan’s shirt. 2. Phil’s cold fingers grazed over Dan’s nipples. 1. Dan moaned, and Phil stopped the kiss. He looked down into Dan’s eyes, slightly dilated.
Dan smirked. “Okay, you won that round.”
Phil smiled and got off Dan and sat back at his spot on the sofa. “You’ve got seven seconds to… can we go to the room?”
Dan smiled. “Of course.”
They got up and Phil dragged Dan into his room and onto the bed. He grabbed the lube they normally kept under the bed and put one cold finger into Dan. It wasn’t long before Phil had him ready. “Phiiiil, what about the challenge?”
Phil laughed. “You still want to do the challenge? I thought it was just to get us here,” Phil pulled his fingers out and positioned himself at Dan’s entrance. “You have seven seconds to moan loud enough for the neighbors to hear.”
Dan moaned as Phil pushed inside him, feeling even more turned on that their neighbors might hear him, as he usually tries to be quiet for their sake. Once Phil was completely inside and Dan was adjusted, he managed to choke out “You have seven seconds to find my prostate.”
Phil started pulling out and back in, and on the fourth thrust managed to hit it straight on. Dan continued to moan loudly despite his challenge being done.
They continued like that until Dan said “Phil, I’m close. I’m gonna…”
Phil smirked and whispered “You have seven seconds to not cum,” into Dan’s ear.
Dan’s eyes widened as he tried to hold back his orgasm as he watched and felt Phil cum inside of him. “That’s not fair Phil! You can’t finish without me!”
Phil pulled out and smirked down at Dan. “You have seven seconds to make yourself cum.”
Dan bit his lip and started to stroke himself. He looked at Phil, how Phil’s hungry eyes watched his hand’s every movement on his dick and it took a whole of three seconds before Dan finished the challenge.
Phil pulled Dan into a cuddle and they started to drift asleep. “That was fun,” Phil said.
“You cheated,” Dan pointed out.
“What do you mean I cheated? I never cheat!” Phil laughed.
“You went twice at the end,” Dan said, pulling Phil closer.
“Okay, I guess I did. But you liked it.”
“... Yean,” Dan admitted closing his eyes and falling asleep to Phil’s even inhales and exhales.
A few days later
“And now it’s time for!”
Phil clicked the button and the computer started playing “thhhee sseeeevvvveeennn ssseeeecccooonnnddd chhhaaaalllleeeennnnnggggeee!”
Dan and Phil shared a look before commencing their radio friendly version of the game.
