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One thing about me is I will reread an entire fic every time there's a new chapter
The Time Traveller's Phan, part 9/?
Recommend me your sexiest Sister Daniel/Father Philip fics please I'm in a mood for sinning.
Under the Rose - Chapter 13
Dan and Phil roam Winnersh, and it's not all flowers and rainbows, but they're fine, because they've got each other, and the tumblr/ao3 linking is completely broken, so have my fucked up formatting instead I GUESS
PWP (9) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven
am i finally in my bear era? (ao3) - k_m_s_j (orphan_account)
Summary: dan and phil fuck on halloween while dan keeps his costume on, underwear off
Awakening (ao3) - ayephan
Summary: Phil Lester is tired of boring, mediocre sex.
He finds himself at a goth club, attempting to break into a new scene. Maybe someone here can show him a good time.
bite (ao3) - electric_typewriter
Summary: Dan and Phil work on Dan's biting problem after Dan wakes up feeling a bit needy.
bunny up (ao3) - siriuscybernetics
Summary: they should have been playing mario kart to decide who was sorting the recycling, but dan is too distracting.
Butterflies and Hurricanes (ao3) - olivermirror
Summary: A few months after several meetings with Phil, Dan decides to give him the best head of his life. Only, well, he didn't really expect Phil to be so nice about it.
Do all the things you should to me (ao3) - BleedingAlive
Summary: Omega Dan forgets his suppressants the first time him and Phil meet
flip flop era (ao3) - Anonymous
Summary: had this in the drafts since around how phil nearly died dropped oops lol! no beta so sorry if this is a mess. my first phanfic so be nice!!
Get Wrecked (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Dan’s dreams have been haunted by a new version of Phil—blonde, bold, and unrelenting. When Phil refuses to stop asking about his dreams, Dan cracks, confessing every detail of how dream-Phil ruined him. Now, Phil is determined to see if he can make those dreams a reality.
Hold on Me (ao3) - skrundle
Summary: Phil discovers Dan likes having his hair pulled. Like really, really likes having his hair pulled.
Home is where the heart belongs (wrapped in your marshmallow love) (ao3) - napstarblook
Summary: After playing Date Everything and unable to stop thinking of inanimate objects coming to life as human, Phil tries to guess the one thing Dan would date in their home.
I don't care what you think, (as long as it's about me). (ao3) - littlemittens
Summary: Dan and Phil *checks notes* 'wrestle'.
i want this like a cigarette (can we drag it out and never quit?) (ao3) - youdbeparanoid2
Summary: When Dan’s train was cancelled, his stress was quickly overshadowed by the realization that he got to spend a second night with Phil.
They just had to make sure Phil’s parents didn’t hear what they got up to.
indulgence (ao3) - DollMew
Summary: The lingerie kinky fic you've been waiting for.
it's all i ever do (ao3) - rexluc
Summary: Vietnam has been nothing short of perfect so far, and they enjoy it to the fullest.
Let Go For Me (ao3) - emtothesun
Summary: Dan loses track of himself on holiday. Phil is there to help.
lost kitten in the street (ao3) - pigeoncrow
Summary: Dan helps neko Phil home from the Tube when he falls ill. Dan was just going to walk him to the door. Now he doesn't want to leave
Marked/Yours (ao3) - fuckthisHin
Summary: Dan leaves for WAD Tour and Phil gets a tattoo
media training (ao3) - jengaforgirls
Summary: Dan and Phil invent puppy play with their own beautiful minds.
mercy i had found (ao3) - siriuscybernetics
Summary: dan is depressed, phil fucks him about it.
Moon River (ao3) - christianpuppetshow
Summary: Dan and Phil are teachers at the same school. They spend the entire academic year pining after each other. Everyone else around them notices first.
playing the game (ao3) - Celeste (artificialmac)
Summary: The aftermath of filming the 2026 Easter Baking video.
sing us a song, you're the (slutty) piano man (ao3) - jonsaremembers
Summary: Dan confronts Phil off camera about his social media choices; Phil finds a creative way to reassure him.
Sister Daniel and Father Phillip get Phreaky in the Kitchen (ao3) - sparksofinspirationflamed
Summary: Dan and Phil attempt to launch OnlyPhans. Things do not go as planned.
Sister (Daniel), I'm Not Much (ao3) - chewswisely777
Summary: Phil doesn't mind not being a party person, but coming to terms with not being straight is a much bigger challenge, especially with a beautiful girl always throwing herself at him. She drags him to a party, and there he meets a flirty, crossdressing nun who doesn't mind trying something new if it means getting Phil to confront his sexuality long enough to get him in bed.
Soft Like Summer Rain (ao3) - olivermirror
Summary: Dani has always loved tits. In 2009, she finally meets a girl who not only likes her for who she is, but lets her turn that love into action.
soften the edges (ao3) - pigeoncrow
Summary: Phil is stressed, so Dan makes sure Phil doesn't lift another finger and gets him out of his head.
sparkly surprise (ao3) - luv_dnp
Summary: basically just Dan giving Phil a bj with very minor world building
Stamina (ao3) - AniniTI
Summary: Sister Daniel does not come out very often, so Dan has to make it count when she does.
stars when you shine (ao3) - isimswyn
Summary: dan's birthday is approaching and phil has prepared a gift for him
Test of Patience (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Dan and Phil's editing session takes a steamy turn when Phil tests Dan's patience with teasing, pushing him to the edge of control. As the tension rises, their casual interaction turns into a game of power, desire, and restraint. But Dan’s determination to stay in control might just backfire in the end.
The Hat Stays On (ao3) - EM0BATT3RYAC1D
Summary: Phil fucks Dan on the kitchen counter ft some slight praise kink.
Tie a Lasso Around the Moon (Bring it on Down to You) (ao3) - Coffeeand_Cake
Summary: Sometimes, like today, it makes Dan angry.
Unbuttoned, Unbothered, Unstoppable (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: After their Terrible Influence Tour show, Dan and Phil return to their hotel room, where Phil, still buzzing with energy, lounges in a half-unbuttoned shirt, golden trousers, and a pair of ridiculous wolf ears. Dan wants to make fun of him, but instead, he finds himself staring, caught off guard by just how good Phil looks like that.
When I met you I found you safe and warming (ao3) - Stormcloud22
Summary: When Dan meets an alluring stranger in a club, he doesn't tend to have very good self preservation instincts...
Lucky for him, tonight that stranger happens to be Phil Lester.
Whistle at me as my hips go sway (ao3) - isabelsu
Summary: Phil is being a little shit but in the end it works, because Dan ends up eating his ass out.
you can count on me to misbehave (ao3) - lesbaurinkos (pluginbaby)
Summary: dan is a menace. phil knows exactly how to deal with him.
finally the number of phanfics is the same number as phil’s age <3
(Based On) Hard Launch Podcast (5) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three, part four
a promise carved in stone (ao3) - yoonieebaby
Summary: Phil has a dream that Dan finally proposes to him, but things get really fucking weird.
A Tattoo Might Suit You (ao3) - thedinerry
Summary: When Phil gets a fake tattoo for a TikTok and Dan can't be normal for one second.
or
Phil gets a fake tattoo and they fuck in their studio.
be as you’ve always been (like the love that discovered sin) (ao3) - clparks
Summary: The permanent crowd of people surrounding the station were a sea of monochrome; grey’s, blacks, and white. Phil couldn't spot a single other person wearing colour around them, definitely not any as bright as his. Not only did he feel slightly stupid for it, he suddenly felt sick with fear.
Do You Want Me to Just Spend Time With You (ao3) - diphowell
Summary: Dan is finally feeling well enough to leave his room and join Phil after his food poisoning on his birthday.
making the bed (ao3) - gaydreaming
Summary: One time that Dan and Phil pretend to want separate beds, and one time they don't have to.
Pancakes (ao3) - KyaGot_FOXED
Summary: In which Dan is feeling depressed so Phil helps him out, making Dan want to thank him on live television
phiancés (ao3) - red-string-of-phate (milo_greyby)
Summary: Dan and Phil are not getting married.
please be rude (ao3) - genderthief2
Summary: “That man,” says Phil, “just kissed that other man. On the lips.” He says it like he’s the one who orchestrated the whole thing, the twat.
right, enough of that (ao3) - ipeelyoubanana
Summary: Dan is being a little shit (on purpose obviously) and Phil is getting a little irritated, smut ensues.
See You Soon... (ao3) - txmmyinnxit
Summary: based of the nightmare phil talked about on the podcast
Something About Tattooed Men (ao3) - frombluetogrey
Summary: Phil gets a Hard Launch tramp stamp and it drives Dan mad. Phil keeps the tattoo for a week afterwards and it drives Dan even madder.
The Back of a Taxi Cab (ao3) - patheticwormcreature
Summary: Phil seems to be having just a little too much fun on their night out. Written from Dan's pov, he observes Phil, and contemplates just how grateful he is to get to call him his.
The Boy Who Waited by the Shampoo (ao3) - Whiskers16xx
Summary: This is based on the male phodcast posted today!
The Great Divide (ao3) - gaydreaming
Summary: Before Dan goes to Wokingham to reunite with his high school friend group, he panics, and practically begs Phil to join him. He's anticipating that the weekend will be awkward and heavy, but at least this way, he won't be alone. He'll have Phil by his side to make him laugh and feel safe, so realistically, how bad could things get?
And then, the funniest thing happens. They both have a wonderful time.
Dan has a hard time being normal about it all. Luckily, no one is really asking him to be.
Two Omegas, a Plant Daddy and only one bed (ao3) - Carter2016
Summary: This is the fanfiction Phil would like to read according to this weeks Phodcast Patreon section.
Or: Phil owns a flower shop and a B&B. Sadly his water (pipe) broke and now there is only one bed and a new guest to arrive soon.
Wet (ao3) - sparksofinspirationflamed
Summary: In honour of DNP not knowing what PWP is. Stay golden pony boys.
Worst Birthday of My Life (ao3) - Anonymous
Summary: Dan gets food poisoning on his birthday, as referenced on the 22 June "The Colonic Irrigation Incident" episode of Hard Launch.
you look better, older & wiser. hold on a little tighter. (ao3) - taketheirmedicine
Summary: Tipsy brunch, musicals with Uncle Dan, and late night chats.
Vignettes from Portugal where Dan acclimates to the notion of being a Lester, loosely inspired by Hard Launch ep. 31.