❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞
some grandpa asks || accepting
❛ Ha, that’s my brother! Always prepared! Don’t worry though, bro, there’s no way my latest attraction won’t bring in the customers. So worst case scenario, the dragown is just a huge success instead of a worldwide one. Thanks for the advice, its pretty sound. ❜
there’s a bottle of gin in his left hand.















