Jan 27, 2020
biology exam
Person A: what is photosynthesis?
Person B: you should tell me
Person A: why?
Person B: because you look like a weed
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biology exam
Person A: what is photosynthesis?
Person B: you should tell me
Person A: why?
Person B: because you look like a weed
Person A, trying to be sexy: *jumps onto the table, but hits his head on the kitchen cabinet, swears loudly and falls from there*
Person B: fucking in your mouth you're so sexy just damn porn star i want children from you
Imagine your OTP
person A: *jokes the most fucking jokes*
person B: why did I fuck marry you
IMAGINE YOUR OTP
person A: do u want a joke about my dick?
person B: no
person A: well it's the longest anyway