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[hermionetickledthedragon]

Macho Man

Draco enters his home to find a raging Hermione ranting on vigorously while pacing to and fro:

Draco: What happened?

Lyra: So her new boss is Victor Krum's current wife and well, she decided to hate every ex-girlfriend Krum's ever have and well, mum didn't get the promotion.

Draco: Holy shit.

Scorpius: Indeed

Scorpius and Lyra staring at Draco expectantly:

Draco: What?

Scorpius: Well, go to her.

Draco: Why?

Scorpius: To calm her.

Draco: Why?

Lyra: Oh my-, CUZ SHE'S YOUR GODDAMN WIFE.

Scorpius: I can't believe it.

Scorpius: You're scared of her, aren't you?

Draco snorted: obviously not.

Lyra: Oh you're so scared of her.

Scorpius: All my life I've been fed the lie that my dad used to be one of the most dangerous men in the Wizarding World.

Lyra: Were you really even a Death Eater?

Draco: Hey, I was a real good Death Eat-, wait, what the hell am I bragging about?

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𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨?

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𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭✨

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⚠️𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄⚠️

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𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰

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[demondarlington]

harry potter meme ☓ relationships [1/9] ☓ hermione granger & draco malfoy

“Draco's like... snow," said Hermione quietly, her gaze absent and distracted. "It's cold and cruel to begin with, but it's somehow beautiful, and you miss it when it's not there. And if you hold it in your hands close enough and long enough, it changes. It melts.” x

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[hermionetickledthedragon]

The Reveal

Lucius: What was so important that I had to leave my peacocks unfed?

Narcissa: Yes, darling I need to tend the gardens too.

Severus: Why am I here?

Draco hesitantly: Um...I gotta tell you something

Lucius: Well, go on

Draco: I'm dating someone.

Narcissa: Oh that's marvelous, just a few years more and there'll be another little Draco running around.

Severus: Oh Merlin, don't make me picture that.

Lucius: Oh the things I have to teach you about courting..

Severus: Again. I repeat. Why am I here?

Draco: Um--well-she's a muggleborn.

Lucius:....

Narcissa:....

Severus: Getting interesting.

Draco: And its Hermione Granger.

Lucius: you mean the girl who punched you in the face?

Narcissa: And called you a cockroach?

Draco: Welll....

Severus: That's it. The purpose of my existence is fulfilled. I can die in peace now.

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𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲.

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𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭

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⚠️𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄⚠️

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𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰

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[hermionetickledthedragon]

𝟒/𝟗 𝐅𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞: 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. ~ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰:

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