#drarry humour

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

I still remember reading a post once with Draco being in a shitty mood in the morning and calling Harry “the boy who lived to burn the breakfast”, and man I’m still not over that shit. Like… c’mon bro.

[if-i-could-fly-h0me]

Someone please find me that post about how Ginny had Tom Riddle's diary write Harry Potter a poem.

I need a fic where an eleven year old Draco writes all about this green-eyed scar head he met at Hogwards in a magical diary he found in his father's library. The words all vanish instantly so it's perfect to write about his secret little crush.

After the horcrux is destroyed, I'm hoping someone (Hermione) figures out a way to find the transcripts of all the conversations the diary's ever had. It's a crucial evidence against Lucius Malfoy after all. And that's how Harry finds out. Draco is mortified and tries valiantly to pretend it didn't happen.

"What a shame😞 I was about to ask you out. 😏 If you really hate me so much, I'll just go......... "

-"You get back here right now, so help me Merlin"