Dec 15, 2017
“Sean Connery is the Ghost of Porn”
-- The last thing I heard before waking up from a dream this morning.
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“Sean Connery is the Ghost of Porn”
-- The last thing I heard before waking up from a dream this morning.
In my dream last night, Billy Eichner was married to Supergirl. They owned a Cairn Terrier. Her name was Splenda.
Just woke up from a dream where I was riding in a Ferrari with David Bowie on an emergency Lunch Meat run.
No, I will NOT install PUBG on this machine!
-- the last thing I said in last night’s dream before waking up.
I just woke up from a dream where I was pissed off at Scarlett Johansson’s Midichlorian count.
Wendy from “Breaking Bad” appeared in a dream last night. This was our conversation:
Me: Damn woman, what colors are you shaping?
Wendy: YOU DON’T KNOW ELEVEN
I had a dream that I jammed a pushpin into Jacques-Louis David's left eye.
‘I stole Debbie Sidler’s stoner pills’
— last thing I heard before I woke up