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cinnamon

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

Once again my ingenious disguises and beguiling flood of meme saturated garbage content has managed to hide the fact that I am most likely up to five lizards in a trenchoat and/or a salty swamp goblin spending his days mud wrestling seagulls for old bread

#all according to plan #thank you pal <3 #gosh ya'll are being so nice to me what happened #christ i wish i was better at responding to this but rest assured i am grinning like the dumb idiot i am lmao #how dare all of you break up this crust of salt i so carefully built up over the years I'm like a salty hermit crab #without it i feel so Nakey #dreamerdragon #answer #ask thingie

7, 21, 41 :)

7. One-shots or longfic?

Actually? Both, depending on my mood. Sometimes im like “well, time for my bed-time story [opens 700k worded dramatic af fic]” (not only when im about to “””sleep””” i do that in class too, i learn more english reading in class than paying attention to the actual english lectures lol)

One shots are the fuel of my damaged soul (how edgy), i open ao3 daily, starting early in the morning with my coffee and cookies, or while going to class in the bus. they’re perfect. they’re short and contain everything i need [sips]

21. How and when did you get introduced to smut fic? Any horror stories?

OH MY GOD OH SWEET JESUS, LISTEN, STORY TIME

SO IT WAS THE NIGHT OF NEW YEAR’S EVE OF 2010, AND I HAD BEEN READING THIS HUGE-ASS MULTICHAPTERED SMUTTY MCLENNON FIC FOR A WHILE OUT OF CURIOSITY!!!!!! AND BELIEVE ME, IT WAS. VERY. VERY BAD WRITTEN HOLY SHIT,, BUT I WAS YOUNG AND I DIDN’T CARE WHEN SUDDENLY????????? THIS. VIOLENT BDSM SCENE HAPPENED AND I WAS ONLY 15 AND YOUNG AND INNOCENT AND I BARELY KNEW THE MEANING OF EVERY WORD IN ENGLISH AND I COULDN’T SLEEP FOR HOURS I WAS SO TRAUMATIZED. honestly this is the second wildest experience i have with a smut fic, not the very first one. the 1st one............. it’s gross okay im not saying the pairing bc i mean it, it’s gross, and i was even younger i was what??? 13?? 14?? but i wrote the summary of the fic in my fucking diary and MY MOM READ IT. THEN SHE THREW MY DIARY IN THE TRASHCAN AND YELLED AT ME FOR READING SUCH THINGS. i kept doing it anyways lmao lmao lmao

41. Favorite fluffy tropes?

DAMN THIS GONNA BE GOOD, WELL

BED SHARING (”THERE’S ONLY 1 BED”)

FAKE DATING

ANGRY CONFESSIONS OF LOVE (”BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!11!”)

HAND HOLDING

SLOW INTIMATE HEART-CLUTCHING LOVEMAKING WITH SOFT WHISPERED PRAISES

FAKE MARRIAGE AU

TITANIC AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROYALITY A U!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1 ! !!1!!!

SLOW DANCING IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!

GETTING DISTRACTED WHILE DOING THE LAUNDRY BC THEY CAN’TGET THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER

WEDDINGS

I DON’T KNWO THERE ARE SO MANY

fanfic asks!

#capslock /#FSJKJFSLSLFJSLSODFJ THANK YOUUUUU!!!#dreamerdragon #askies

i just answered it!!

#thank youuuuuu!!!#dreamerdragon #askies

I have never drank coffee ever in my life. At this point i'm almost curious to try it just to see how it will affect me

if i were you, i would do it. for science

you know. only scientific purpouses. nothing else

(do it, do iiiit)

#shia labeouf voice #dreamerdragon #askies

I had to take that bird quiz hehe. I'm a Yellow-billed Magpie! :D (Extremely intelligent, sociable, and creative, you express yourself with versatility. You collect interesting things and plan for the future. Family and neighborhood are important to you. You love home improvement projects; “bigger is better” seems to be your rule.) But I'm not sociable e_e

aaaahhh im so happy you did it!!! holy shit that’s the cutest................... the cutest birb i say, and yup i agree with the extremely intelligent and creative part. i remember that not everything of what i got with the blue jay was 100% accurate either, but !!! it’s fun knowing which birds my friends got on that test

#this message made me happy #dreamerdragon #askies

💙🌟🎀

(shit i had this on my inbox since god knows when and bc i didn’t log in from the pc i didn’t notice sorry ;;;;)

this is g r e a t because i also considered you a friend!!!! [screams] aaaaaAAA shut up im not cool

#sdfdksfhdifhd!!!!!! ty #dreamerdragon #askies

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space dragon! you are thousands of light years long and made of dark matter: the planets you devour never see you coming before they’re swallowed whole into your enormous quantum digestive tract. you hoard particularly large and gorgeous stars and curl up to sleep at night in a nice, warm nebula.

#dreamerdragon #asks

19. do you enjoy any unusual food combinations that others find unappealing?

nothing comes right now into my mind... i like to add chorizo to everything, if that counts, and some people believe it’s distasteful... hmm. my mom makes a delicious chickpeas pottage with spinach, is that an unusual food combination? or maybe liver beef with cheese

dude idk

⋆ SENSORY ASKS ⋆

#i eat everything as long as it tastes good #dreamerdragon #askies