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we're not kids anymore.
almost home
Jules of Nature
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Not today Justin
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cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@sealcontent
i know this kind of post is a bit trite in tyool 2026 but i did just amuse myself imagining explaining sweat to aliens. yes we Secrete Fluids and Ooze From Our Pores sometimes. yes it is gross. itâs for cooling but tbh it doesnât even help that much. big L for homo sapiens we know
hey city of tears whatâs with all the hostile fuckin architecture
bugs isâŚ. shrimp????
people went to war over this show
who suffered more?
Pearl
jesus christ
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⌠deactivated account⌠removed imageâŚ.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPâs name is just⌠gone. No â[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]â as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world âdeactivated.â Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itâll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
Let the path of this post continue.
lmfaooo i was sitting outside the library on the lawn reading and this little like 13-yr-old twerp of a boy ran up to give me the hard sell for the cold drinks he and his friends were selling
him: excuse me miss! whatâs in your water bottle?
me: i donât want any lemonade
him: did i say anything about lemonade đ¤¨
me: (lmao) ok itâs water
him: itâs not just lemonade. we have strawberry lemonade. coconut lemonade. whatever you want
me: still no
him: can i ask why đ¤¨
me: ok youâre gonna go away in a second but itâs bc i already bought a drink earlier
him: we have food
me: iâm gonna keep reading now, run along
him: cool cool 𫡠-runs directly over to the next person-
lmfaooo i was sitting outside the library on the lawn reading and this little like 13-yr-old twerp of a boy ran up to give me the hard sell for the cold drinks he and his friends were selling
him: excuse me miss! whatâs in your water bottle?
me: i donât want any lemonade
him: did i say anything about lemonade đ¤¨
me: (lmao) ok itâs water
him: itâs not just lemonade. we have strawberry lemonade. coconut lemonade. whatever you want
the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
what the fuck
been in my head for days
a little-known scientific curiosity is that if you bring a bag of milano cookies into your household, none shall remain by nightfall
can you put that thing on a leash?
This is a very specific vague.
i hate when men complain about womenâs body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth
I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white
wouldnât that make the shark a
grate white
This post got weird
This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasnât a destination so much as a jumping off point.
Iâve never been so surprised not to encounter the word âsmoothâ in a text post
Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.
thereâs a gay guy who works at the local vegan chain restaurant i frequently go to and we love to give each other guff
today a new woman was ringing me up and he ambles over
him to her: donât forget to add the extra charge đ
me: oh you mean the baddie surcharge? đ
sometimes u just have to eat a whole goddamned Thing of cookies. it is in fact important not to do that every night but some nights itâs just gonna happen and you cannot punish yourself for this. instead you must simply say to yourself âit was just that kinda evening.â
"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
