Jul 26, 2024
Really digging this trend of folks just absolutely dunking on Strahd's castle and taste when they get to Ravenloft
Jander Sunstar: "this place would be SO pretty actually if it wasn't so ugly 🥰"
And then you have Azalin's take on Ravenloft, which is fucking SCATHING
"It's so ugly he should just tear it down" like damn dude.
And the best part, in my opinion, is Strahd's response in his memoirs to Azalin's constant complaining about Ravenloft:
"Dear diary, Azalin said my castle is ugly and stupid but I think he's just jealous 😊💅🏻✨️💕"
#curse of strahd#strahd von zarovich#dnd strahd#i strahd#vampire of the mists#im so enamored with this dipshit#imagine strahd#dressed impeccably#fresh to death with his slicked back hair#von Zarovich ruby all polished on his ascot#he's smirking in the main entry hall of Ravenloft#he's smug. he's so proud of his gawdy scooby doo castle#He opens his mouth to welcome the adventuring party he invited over to torment but the joke character blurts out before he ca#“damn this place is MUSTY”#strahd's eye twitches#he tells himself they're just jealous#they aren't
