Oh my god I’m on the season 1 finale of True Blood and I am dying that René Lenier/Drew Marshall/Baelfire’s awful Cajun accent is supposed to be fake in universe it’s the funniest fucking thing because I’ve been complaining about his accent the whole time
Uhm, I saw you were doing alphabet headcannons, could you do something sfw for Drew Marchal/ Rene from true blood?
It’d be so awesome but if not that’s ok, I just saw true blood on your list of fandoms 😖
Oml yes honey let me make you this. We need more True Blood content so I am here to DELIVER 😝I’m gonna do A-Z for now, but if you want anything else, please request and I promise I’ll work as fast as possible! I will say my memory of Rene is a bit fuzzy so if it seems a tad ooc I apologize. Okay enough of my rambling, thank you so much for requesting. - Willow
Rene / Drew Marshall Sfw A-Z
A = Affection (are they affectionate with you?)
Rene has always been the type of guy to use his charm and make moves on people.
His type of affection is mostly through actions and gestures.
This man will wrap his arm around your waist, kiss your cheek, your lips, you’re forehead, anywhere to show you his appreciation
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
As seen with his friendship with Jason Stackhouse, he does his best to give out any advice needed for his friends. While he wasn’t the greatest friend to Jason, he was still actively looking out for him in his own way.
Definitely think any friendship would start at Merlotte’s solely because when he’s not working or at home, he’s at Merlotte’s meeting up with friends.
Rene is definitely the type of guy to send a beer over your way if he sees you alone.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
This man probably gives hugs where he’ll wrap his arms around you, and pat you on the back several times to show endearment.
Also he definitely gives the vibe that he’s a naturally warm bodied person and would be a little sweaty at times
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Rene is definitely the ideal husband to be around (if he wasn’t living a double life)
He’s wonderful with kids and definitely is the type of partner to help reassure and encourage his partner.
This man will repair things around the house solely because he wants to show you that you don’t need Anyone else to help when he’s around.
Rene definitely would be the perfect partner to have if he didn’t go down the path that is shown later on in season 1!
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Rene definitely seems like the type to just call off the relationship in person. He’d try to be gentle about it, but also not try to lead on any possibility of getting back together.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
When this man is in love, he’s in LOVE!
He’s definitely the type of guy to know when the person he’s dating is the one, however Rene is also the type of guy to try and go slow with any form of engagement.
This man just wants to know if you love him as much as he loves you. He will most likely try to hide his true identity from you out of fear you’d fall out of love with him.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Relationship wise, he’s very gentle when it comes to his partner.
He wants to do anything he can to make his partner feel comfortable and secure in the relationship.
Rene will always try to hear you out whenever you feel insecure or uncomfortable about something.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Rene doesn’t really seem much of a hugging kind of guy. He will give hugs when asked, but he doesn’t seem like the kind to really initiate it unless he thinks it’s needed.
For when people initiate hugs , I feel like he’d do a side hug or a hug where he pats your back a bit ( as mentioned in one of the letter above)
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Saying I love you is a very big thing for Rene, he doesn’t seem like the type to say those words until he’s completely comfortable in a relationship.
Once he knows this relationship is here to stay, he’s more than willing to say I love you whenever.
His fake accent is always a plus when hearing him say it
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Rene isn’t really the type to be jealous. If he’s comfortable in the relationship, he’s most likely not going to have any sort of jealousy.
Now there will be times where he’s playfully saying his jealous just to get your attention towards him. But it’s definitely not a common occurrence.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
This man goes in for the kill (literally)
He loves to grab your hips and hold you in place as he locks lips with you.
His favorite thing to do is nip at your bottom lip, just to get a small reaction out of you.
The man loves to see and hear you enjoying his love.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
As stated before, he’d be an ideal father figure if it weren’t for his double life.
Definitely the type of guy to teach kids how to do things around the house, or watch movies with them. He loves to do quality time with the kids.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
When the man is not working in construction, he loves to sleep in a little with you.
He wants to hold you in his arms while he’s resting his eyes, not wanting to leave bed until he has to make breakfast.
Can and will make you some eggs and bacon.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
He’ll take you out at a date night to Merlotte’s. Buy you dinner and listen to you talk about your day.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
This man leads a double life. He will never truly reveal his true identity or intentions. He wants you to love him as Rene, not Drew.
He’s worried his past will scare you off or make you turn him in to the police.
The only time he’d probably reveal himself is if he knows he’s going to be caught.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
It really depends on the situation.
On minor issues, Rene can keep his cool and come off as a very level headed guy who can keep his shit together.
Major issues, especially regarding anything vampire related, hits him in a personal way. He goes after vampire lovers and fangbangers. Anything regarding those two or trying to find out his true identity, you might be sent home in a body bag.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Rene will remember the things you enjoy to make him look more lovable. He likes to remember those little things so that you’ll see him as husband material.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Definitely his favorite moment was the first time you met.
Seeing you across the bar all alone, the bar stool next to you empty.
Basically begging him to come over and meet you
He knew as soon as he sent a beer your direction and moved to sit next to you, that you were the one for him.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
He’s definitely the type to pretend he’s not as protective, but this man can and will kill for you.
No literally he has the capability to kill any person that poses a threat to you.
This man will punch someone’s lights out just for not giving you the respect you deserve.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
He puts in a lot of effort when it comes to anniversaries. He tried his best with Arlene, so I can imagine with ya’ll he’d definitely have the energy of not more.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
He’s a liar and a murderer. You will never truly be able to get to know the real him due to him burying himself with lie after lie.
Man has blood on his hands. You will never truly be safe around him either.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
He’s definitely not the type to be concerned about his looks. He likes the way he looks, the only time he’d have to change is when he’s on the run.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Nope.
This man loves you, but he’s pretty independent.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Man has thought about what life would be like if he could just admit his past to you. Would you accept him for who he was, for what he’s done?
He’d never tell you of course, but the thought has crossed his mind more than once.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Anyone who loves vampires or has had sex with vampires. Dude literally killed his own sister because she had sex with vampires.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
This man SNORES
He snores so loud it’s almost too much.
He also is very clingy in his sleep, so don’t expect to be getting up in the middle of the night to pee.
Wait. Didn't I see you in Bon Temps, Louisiana? You had a bad French accent. Did you go there after you parted ways with Emma? Or am I thinking of someone else?
I’ve travelled around a lot, but I’ve never been to Bon Temps. You must be thinkin’ of somebody else.
Also, me with a bad French accent? Sounds a bit crazy.
