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Tagging: @queenofquelling
It was a quiet night at the bar. A pretty sparse crowd, as happy hour had already come and gone. At a table by herself, there was a tall, stunning Goddess nursing a beer. She was pleased to be alone just enjoying her drink, so when a man approached with a pickup line as cheesy as fries from this joint, there was a soft smirk that crossed the woman's face. A smirk and a flash of light, the once confident man was now miniscule, a mere fraction of his original size. With her strong but delicate fingers, she lifted the frightened mant up. As the man was dropped into the suds below, the last thing he heard was the soft, syrupy words of the Goddess whisper softly, "Well...you came to the bar to get drunk, didn't you?"