Jul 16
Posting like a slut on the internet for everyone to see
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Posting like a slut on the internet for everyone to see
my problem is I can see him tucking my hair behind my ear while he washes it gently. pressing a kiss to my forehead before bringing me my meds. filling my water bottle without me asking, because he knew I’d forget. slipping the strap of my heels into place like it’s an act of devotion. like loving me is instinct. like he was made to care for me in softness. and I was made to melt in his hands
unfortunately for Tumblr staff and everyone else, I have risen again
welcome to the new honey trap💛🐝
I’ve been pet sitting for my ex while she was out of the country, and she got home this morning. we've been spending the day catching up, swapping stories, and talking nonstop.
at one point i hopped in the shower and left the bathroom door open so we could keep the conversation going.
meanwhile i was fighting for my life trying to maintain a completely normal conversation with the shower head pressed to my clit
she's telling me vacation stories. i'm contributing thoughtful responses. “Oooh!” And “mmmhm” in a subtle tone. we're discussing breakfast plans. everything appears fine.
then she asks, "do you want Original Pancake House?"
and after a suspiciously long pause, i enthusiastically yell,
"YES! OH MY GOD!! I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN SO LONG!"
Anyway we’re on our way to get pancakes!🥞☕️
Everyone get excited! My birthday is officially 1 week away🥂🍾✨
in the spirit of giving (and receiving), i've decided that anyone who sends me a birthday gift or grabs something from my Throne wishlist between now and my birthday will get a special set of photos and videos from me
consider it a birthday party favor💋
My dream job is having my own What Not to Wear show. I just miss when people’s loved ones would publicly submit them for crimes against fashion, and a whole national audience would collectively agree that their outfits were heinous. Imagine ME getting to roast people’s wardrobes with zero remorse, dramatically tossing their worst offenders in the trash, and then taking them shopping like “See how my picks are so much better?” UGHHH WHY can’t this be my life???