I have a driver's tan. I'm like a sideways fishbelly. I'm like this guy
but instead of muscles it's different shades of skin.

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I have a driver's tan. I'm like a sideways fishbelly. I'm like this guy
but instead of muscles it's different shades of skin.
I really hate drivers tan.
The thing I hate most about drivers tan is that I'm pasty white except one arm which is unnaturally brown