Goin’ North!
Heeey, it’s your girl!
So I’m in the North now and I have to say I am not fitting it at all and it sucks! Everybody here is SO STUCK UP AND SHALLOW and you guys I am not that way at all. I just like my basic horse and basic dragons and burning my enemies but I met my boyfriend’s sister and she’s just like “blah blah, materialism, possessions,” you know, all worried about food and stuff and it’s just like, let dragons be dragons, you know? Ignorant people take themselves SOOO seriously and make things SOO complicated.
Anyway, being North means WINTER WARDROBE! I’ve had a snow sweater like forever that I never get to wear because I’ve been in the desert. It’s white and sparkly and looks GOOOD but of course nobody up here cares. I thought his weird wheelchair kid was into it because he just there staring at me but I talked to Jon and that’s just that guy’s thing apparently. Honestly meeting this dude’s family I’m kinda rethinking sleeping with him but not really LOL. I GET that he has a lame sister because I had a lame brother, ughh, bored even thinking about him, MOVING ON!
But if me and Jon get serious I’m not living here. OH! Also his best friend is all sobby because I burned his father and brother alive (not me my dragon, LOL, but nobody here gets the dif) but you guys I was TOTES open and honest with him and he still chose to be ignorant about it, so whatevs. So not interested in doing his emotional labor.
But things are still going HOT with the bf. I taught him how to ride Rhaegon and we had a race and I was going to do this thing where I started singing the Aladdin song, just like as a joke LOL so he knows I know movies, but then he started flying all over the place and couldn’t even hear me sing. And then I stated to worry the whole song was a bad idea, and does anyone even sing on a dragon? That’s NUTS. And then I start thinking, is this the first flowering of the madness that consumed my father? Is fighting against the curse that has haunted us down through the generations an exercise in hubristic futility that will devour me even as I struggle against it?
Then he landed and I don’t THINK he heard me singing because he didn’t say anything, and then we had sex in a cave and Drogon just kind of looks at us like “You guys got this!” LOL. And it’s like I could stop thinking about the northern haters and actually take time for myself for ONCE LOL.
I gotta forget about them and worry about all I’ve got: Giant army, hot boyfriend, dragons, only claim to the Iron Throne, and you guys I am FUN to be around, so all these frown-lords can just deal with me. Winter is gonna be Dany’s season whether you like it or not, LOL.