#drooc

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Liam: I feel like you're implying that A: Rosalina is a genie, B: Karnov had a one-night stand with her, and C: Shantae has a long-lost twin sister.

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Liam: What, you don't look up at the sky and read it sometimes?

Breanna: No, 'cause I'm not that crazy.

Liam: It's a common occurrence! Happens all the time!

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Ian: Schwarzenegger does NOT start with a W!!!

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Parker: “And remember: Don’t molest the bears.”

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“If you go to some SOUR place like Yellowstone National FRUIT ROLLUP, you must know how to deal with wild animals such as bears, wolves, and SQUIRRELS. Most important of these is the bear. There are three types of bears in Yellowstone: the grizzly bear, the DANISH bear, and the GLITTERY bear. Bears spend most of their time DANCING or eating. They look very SMALL, but if you make them LARGE they might bite your BANANA. Bears will come up to your car and beg for BERRIES. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their TEETH together to pretend to be STRIPED. But do not get out of your PT LOSER or offer the bears BROWNIES or ORANGES. The same advice applies to other wild creatures such as GOATS and FUNGI. Remember all the rules and you will spend your vacation SERIOUSLY and not get eaten by a BEE.”

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Breanna: (doing a Goofy impression) “Hey, Sora, why don’t ya get good?”

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Parker: Guys, I found lint!!!

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Liam: Captain Waluigi on the Party Boat!