#dropkickohara

[schooldouchebag]

dropkickohara

[TXT] I think it means I like skrillex’s bangarang. Idk I really tried to sleep I promise

[txt] As entertaining as these texts are I do hope you can catch some z’s man cuddle up with some bunnies and read a bedtime story or smth 

[txt] listen to whale noises. meqn can lend you a cd

[schooldouchebag]

[TXT] I don't remember sending any of those but thanks Danny for indulging my questions

[txt] Those were only the coherent ones I really wish I could make out what “hrgres sb ifd shrillex bang” means 

[schooldouchebag]

[TXT] What if your legs didn't know they were legs??? Like how fucked up would that be?

Like…… they had a mind of their own? Could I still control them or try to control them? Maybe I could teach them that they were legs again…but what if they don’t want to be legs after they have gained sentience… I guess I’d have to get them amputated then…to give them their freedom. Thats chill actually I’d just get cool robot legs anyway nice

[schooldouchebag]

[TXT] Is it possible to drown in the rain????

Yeah that happened to a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend of mine it was a tragedy 

[schooldouchebag]

[TXT] okay you get a million dollars for the rest of your life but you have to go back in time to where your parents had sex that concevied you. Would you do it?

I wipe my ass with a million dollars every day plus I’m pretty sure I was conceived by pure sunlight and born from the clouds not because my parents had awkward unprotected sex

[schooldouchebag]

[TXT] I haven't slept in 36 hours

Did you forget where to find your bed again its the third room on the right 

[schooldouchebag]

[TXT] Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit

No I can’t believe it he didn’t accept my friend request ;(

[bat-ler]

MATTY QUICK PRETEND TO BE A DRAGON

I’VE BEEN PRACTISING!!