#drunk!elymaz

[ask-the-jester-buds]

hey ely~ i bet risi would really like it if you took off your shirt too!

She iS aSleep right ~ow though…. 

But I gueSS I ca~ take my coat off… 

[ask-the-jester-buds]

Oh, you're right. Elymaz should ask Zuluet instead.

Yo man, don’t be a fuckin’ creep!Here drink thiss

[Zuluet hands Elymaz another bottle of booze]

You are right! maybe I’ve bee~ too obSeSSive over her.... Maybe I Should juSt let go & move o~...

[It’s a shame he wont remember anything when hes sober]

[ask-the-jester-buds]

No no, that was a terrible idea Elymaz. Venter is OKAY being carried around like a doll. You don't know if Risata would be! Come on, go actually ask them. They know Risata too, they could give you some hood tips.

H-hood tipS?

But they do~’t carry a~y hoods... 

[ask-the-jester-buds]

gicomo... elymaz wants to carry risata around like a doll... shouldn't you stop him?

[Gicomo takes a broom and starts to gently nudge Elymaz away from Risata]

Shoo, shoo! let her sleep, you Weirdo!Find your oWn blanket!

[Elymaz doesn’t really have it in himself to fight back so he just crawls back into a corner to cry some more.]

[ask-the-jester-buds]

Ellymaz, get some romantic advice from Venter and Pyglmo.

You are right, they are So cloSe to o~e a~other... I Should take ~oteS!

from ~ow o~, I’ll carry RiSata everywhere with me like a doll!

Yeah!! that makeS SHenSE!

[ask-the-jester-buds]

Elymas, Risata is right there on the floor! now is your chance to take her!

.....

[Oh oh, He has spotted her now... this can’t end good....]

[However, he being drunk and not very reasonable, (not like he ever was to begin with), Elymaz just kneels beside her and pokes at her]

[ask-the-jester-buds]

*hands Ely a few tissues* I know so! She'll realize how much she means to you, and you two can start fresh...

R-really?

[Ely takes the tissue and cleans himself, looking at you with what we asume is a puppy eye if it came from a zombie puppy.]

[ask-the-jester-buds]

Nervously but reassuringly gives Elymaz a pat on the back. "It's alright buddy, I'm sure Risi will see how much you love her one day..."

y-you r-really *sniff* thi~k that?

[Elymaz just cleans himself with his sleeve like the fucking disaster he is.]