#drunk!kyoya

[ouran-texts]

Gin and Tonic Chronicles Chapter 3: Return of Gin

Follow the Saga. Part 1. Part 2

Author Note: Let's give this another shot shall we folks? Just to make sure Kyoya doesn't take it ;)

[ask-kyoya-ootori]

Helloooooo…. Yes yes…  I need about 10 dozen roses. Yes this is important. Yes.  Yes exactly yes. And please make sure the card says "Looooove Haruhi Fujioka." - Blacklist Drunk!Kyoya to avoid these - 

[ask-kyoya-ootori]

I think the best is probably Mori probably I think…  Let's see here hmm? Hikaru: 6/10 Kaoru: 6/10  The same obviously…  Haruhi: 3/10 Tamaki: 7.5/10 Mori: 8/10 Honey: 5.5/10 Me: 11/10 Wait that makes me the best….  Hmmmm…  - Blacklist "Drunk!Kyoya" to avoid these -

[kageousamamegane]

∞

[Text] Hiiiiiiiiikaruuuuu.  U know, u and I never hung out during club hours.  I always talked w/Kaoru.  Do u not like me as much as everyone else? T.T

[kageousamamegane]

♥ - For a regular text. ♦ - For a rushed text. ∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)

[♥Text] Haruhi, would you please do something to calm down your beau?  He keeps texting me to make sure I am still going to meet you both at that new club tonight.  Would you assure him of the fact that I will be there?  Better yet, smash his phone with a hammer for me?  Please make certain that you accompany him; I would rather not be beholden to his idiocy alone, regardless of how good of a friend I am.

[♦Text] He is making me do karaoke with him.  You aren’t here to stop him.  I blame you.

[∞Text] Dyknow, Haruuuhiii, ur very, very, very, very, very much in trouble, young miss.  If I dun’t pass out 1st, I’m gonna pay you back for not comin 2night and reignin in ur BF.  Uve ben warned.

[kageousamamegane]

♣

[Text]  You know…I don’t remember.  Ha ha.  You know that I don’t know?  Ha.