Beep beep beep (For Tristan or Antoine or both)
4. A late night text
To: The Better Musketeer
You know, all things considered, I’m surprised you ended up as good a person as you are.
I mean you’re still a musketeer, but 3 out of 5 ain’t bad.
1. A funny text
To: The Better Musketeer
Hy tristn
what do yu clal bees tha make milk?
Boo-bees
27. A weird text
To: The Better Musketeer
I have a theory that if you shaved all of your hair off, you’d look ten years younger.
No. I don’t have a bet with Fernand that I can get you to shave your head? Why do you ask?
24. A final text
To: Ally?
If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.
25. A flirty text
To: Ally?
We have plans tonight.
It involves me, you and a chess board.
Interested?
12. An accidental text
To: Ally?
Stop telling me I need dresses that show off my hips. I don’t want men drooling over me all the time
oh no
Is it too late to ask you to ignore that?












