#drunk bugs tag

[rukafais]

theres this one post on here about some college kids getting drunk and chasing laser pointer dots by some dude punking them and I can just see that exact thing happening with ghost/hollow/hornet

[sad trombone noise]

[rukafais]

*Angry wing buzzing* "Why can't I get off the GROUND?!?"

           I’m sorry, if time allows it is it possible you can make a quick sketch of pale king being super drunk and saying really stupid things while the white lady goes on “oh not again sweetheart, you know you can’t handle your liquor like I do”            

i just slammed these two asks into one sdakfhasgkg

[rukafais]

What if Monomon gets more floaty instead of floppy if the alcohol is bubbly or has carbonation? Like someone has to hold her or tie her down other wise she gets stuck on the ceiling like a balloon.

sdfsdghs Quirrel having to hold her so she doesn’t float away is a fucking amazing mental image holy shit

[rukafais]

Aw, I just imagined drunk THK going to Quirrel for comfort ('cause lets be honest he probably the most comforting bug in this mess), and just crying while Quirrel is just patting his head like "there, there."

HK just flopping down next to Quirrel and going [sad void noises] and Quirrel just quietly soothing this six foot tall very sad vessel

[rukafais]

What if it's not the void's fault that they flop. What if Pale King is just a huge light weight and also flops so his kids inherited that too.

I would not be surprised at all if the Pale King never built his body for alcohol tolerance because he never foresaw that being a problem, so he just gets drunk REAL QUICK and doesn’t understand why his body is doing the things it’s doing

and later on he didn’t think the vessels would be able to drink/come into contact with alcohol or alcohol-like substances, so he passed that on

tl;dr this idea is great anon. thank you for this gift

[rukafais]

meanwhile the Radiance is watching poor PK while chugging a bottle of something hard and going "haha, stupid bitch"

 of all the gods i would definitely think Radiance has the most capability to hold her alcohol t b h

one of those bugs who can drink as much as she wants and not even get a hangover the next day probably

[rukafais]

Quirrel packs snacks for his trips and always brings snacks for Ghost since he knows he'll run into him, but like little kid snacks like juice boxes, apple slices, cookies. Ghost loves it. After the drinking debacle, Quirrel packs extras of the same snacks and now gives some to Hollow and Hornet when he sees them too so they don't go eating random things anymore.

when you said ‘apple slices’ i pictured quirrel like, cutting stuff like apple bunnies except like in buglike shapes? apple grubs. apple butterflies.

also oh my god quirrel just giving the other two snack packs too is hysterical. “please don’t drink venom any more, eat healthy instead?? thank you”

[rukafais]

i feel like hornet drunk would just be really out of it. just absolutely nothing is registering right in her brain. just staring at a wall with a very angry stare but otherwise nothing but static is going through her head. (until someone taps her shoulder and probably gets socked by her for surprising her)

hornet just kind of zones out and doesn’t think about anything and it’s the most relaxed anyone’s ever seen her until she tries to punch the air or a random tiktik that got too close to her and set off her hunting spider senses