#drunk joey

[forest-pirate]

Oof, this bottle of rum is starting to taste like loose texting

[forest-pirate]

Bit drunk bit horny, kinda want to make a nut vid

[sweet-but-poison]

I have officially done the first shot of tequila at my very white family’s cinco de mayo celebration. I’m sorry for any events that may follow this

[rakshas]

Luke: I'm going to the bathroom

Joey: get me one too

[stupdnerd]

Someone needs to screenshot joey in the club and let me use it as a twitter header !!!!!!

[excruciatinglyshy]

Drunk Joey is the funniest Joey. LOL

[joeygraceffa-rp]

I am a Taylor Swift Album // Open

"SO I'LL GO! SIT ON THE FLOOR WARRING YOUR CLOTHES! All that I know is I don't know! How to be something you'll miss!" Joey sang and drank from his glass of wine with a exhale of disgust at the taste. "I never thought we'd have our last, kiss." He put down his glass on a rock near by and grabbed onto a tree branch. Pulling himself up in a fluid motion and flipping down to hang from his knees. He let he his arms dangle over his head and tears pool in his eyes, wiping them before they could slide up his forehead. "What the fuck am I doing wrong?" He whispered to the seemingly empty woods. "Why am I in so much pain?"

[jamestiberiusdorke]

Drunk Joey

Joey: Wait guys, how are we supposed to remember the date. It's not really Jen's birthday.

Jen: I'll remember.

Joey: Do you promise?