#drunk jyushi

[jyushimatsurepliez]

*is a low key drunk osomatsu-niisan* Jyushimatsuuu wanna arm wrestle me?? I bet negative 5¥ I can totally win *passes out* (lmao first time off anon and this is how Im gonna kick it off haha. Idk what the purpose of this was I just kinda thought it was funny. Anyways hope you’re doing well *sends love*!!)

{Welp this inspired me out of my exhaustion slump, so… Thanks for the fun <3}

[jyushimatsurepliez]

I wish I was given stability this Christmas but nope... Just gotta wait till next year! And by then I’ll probably be more dead inside, YAY! ;_;

Let’s suffer together!!

[jyushimatsurepliez]

ALL THE LOVE TO THE FROG AND SUNSHINE BOY!

{White Day schmite day, Pie Day schmie day, dawn of movie day whatever. 3/14 is now the day where the frog and sunshine boys get plastered. ‘Nuff said.}

{Also to anon 2: AAAHRUGFHZREGFHRUYEGF THANKS SO MUCH}

[jyushimatsurepliez]

Hey buddy, if we were to take you to karaoke, what song would you wanna do? Bet you’d be one hell of an entertainer!

WHAT D’YOU WANNA SING??? @asktherockmatsus

[jyushimatsurepliez]

On behalf of our entire organization, it gives me great pride to present you with this most prestigious award and our highest honor. *Hangs a gold medal with "#1 Cutie Patootie" engraved on it around your neck.* Congratulations, Matsuno-san. We know how hard you worked to achieve this goal.

EVEN THOUGH I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jyushimatsurepliez]

Jyushi! Jyushi! Guess what!? Its me, and my little brothers birthday today~! The 8th of October! ^^ im finally 21 and my bros 13! Let's get a drink together to celebrate ~! On me!

HAAAA!! I’M ALREADY LATE BUT–

I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY!! THANKS FOR INVITING ME FOR DRINKS AS WELL =DDDD