#drunk rage

[theworsthasyettocum]

Discussing my former, angry drunk, alter ego, Dirt-E. Lost memories.

[otter-with-a-labrys-blog]

I love Harry Potter but i'm getting real pissed at jk's 'look at all this diversity i didn't give a shit enough about to write'

you don't get fucking browine points for that. you wanna say Hogwarts was a motherfucking safe place. Show me some mother fucking queer kids like me. Show me gender queer kids like me. Show me lesbians like me. Show me religions. show me holy rooms and praying seven times a day and  yamacas. FUCKING SHOW ME. you don't get to be like btdubs, the headmaster liked dudes, this one guy who never said anything was Jewish, arn't i so inclusive.  You don;t get to do that. 

[christoph-and-his-waltz]

my roommate needs to sTOP TURNING THE FUCKING HEAT ON

[thesalvadoors]

MORE SOVIET RUSSIANS

MORE DICK JOKES

MANLINESS

MORE BOOBS THAT ARE ROCKET LAUNHERS THAT SHOOT NIGGAS

SOMEONES ANUS IS A NUCLEAR LAUNCH SITE

AND MY PENIS IS A MINIGUN

[notjamiet]

There's Something About Mary (Jane)

Right just gonna launch into this waving my fan machete. So Shailene Woodley is out of Amazing Spider-man 2, because apparently they (tptb) want to focus on Peter and Gwen. I'm just gonna straight up call bs. Surely the small role she filmed could have found room to be included, certainly alongside substantial roles for Electro, Rhino, Vulture, Norman Osbourne, Harry Osbourne... Like seriously would it kill the filmmakers to bring in another female character into a film with only two significant female characters? C'mon! What kind of message are they trying to send? I mean for one surely this just means that MJ's appearance in the third one is gonna be rammed right into proceedings? She goes from being a previously established figure to literally just being the replacement!?! Never mind removing potential Gwen and MJ bonding and not being merely romantic opponents. Then you come to Miss Woodley, now she's great and given her up coming abundantly full slate of work and her obvious talent she'll be fine if rumours of her complete replacement are true. But it's the worry that if, as some of the more cynical sides of the Internet are suggesting, it's because of deluded fanboys/execs claiming she's "not hot enough" then I weep for the future. Not only for those guys deranged idiocies and backwards way of thinking but for the people that have to live in a world where that's a legitimate reason for someone to be fired, in 2013!!!! Then I remember that we are those people and this is our world. I think we could all do with a hero right now, Peter Parker you out there? It's me Jamie...

[onibuugi]

Chanyeol back off 'for I claw your eyes out this Kai is mine ò____ó -wobbled around in silver moon boots waving his finger around-

[lieutenant-hisagi]

"G'DAMN ASHK LEMET! JUST WANT A KISH" *he angrily shouted*

[probs-something]

So I'm drunk and slightly belligerent and don't care and feel like ranting.

Fucking trigger warning shit pisses me off. No. 9/10 I do not give a fuck about writing "trigger warning" on my shit. We all get fucking triggered by shit. I just saw some pictures that have triggered the fuck out of me and despite vomiting twice from the picture and am still having bodily convulsions, I'm not gonna fucking bitch this person out for not triggering their fucking post.

Even if I don't know that this person reblogs this shit, I'm not going to unfollow them or tell them off for "not being considerate". 

Fuck you if you ever do that to me. Just do us both a favor and unfollow my ass.