Mikey Headcanons
⚝ Draken and Emma have to hide their kid's snacks from him—especially those Gerber baby banana chips.
⚝ Is in every single wedding photo. Hina and Takemichi, Draken and Emma, Pah and Yumi. Even if it's just a bit of his elbow in the frame or the back of his head—he's just there.
⚝ He's got keys to everyone's homes (Half of them don't know that he does)
⚝ He's on the emergency contact list for Emma and Draken's kid and takes full advantage of it. Nephew/Niece wants to be picked up early? He's there. Everyone is at work and he's got no one to hang out with? On his way to the school.
⚝ Horrible wingman. Because of him, Shinichiro was rejected 28 times instead.
⚝ The kids call him Uncle Mikey.
⚝When he gets drunk he'll yap about time leaping—though nobody takes him seriously, Takemichi has to count his drinks so he doesn't spill too much. (His limit is 5)
⚝ When Emma and Draken's kid was first born, they FaceTimed him to show him the baby, and instead of saying that the baby was cute, he asked what was wrong with them. (He didn't know babies look a little odd when they're first born)
⚝ Mitsuya asked him to babysit Mana and Luna once. Never again.
⚝ Adapted to the annoying little brother role for Izana pretty quickly. He'll walk into his room, open his blinds, knock something over, and when he leaves he doesn't close the door.
⚝ Broke Izana's guitar once and tried to blame it on Shinichiro.
⚝ Multiple people will come home to find him in their houses. Walking around in their bathrobes, eating their leftovers, and telling them they should fill their fridge. (He ate everything)
⚝ When he was little, Shinichiro usually found him asleep on the toilet.
⚝ Emma banned him from their home for a month after he passed his sickness to their kid.
⚝ When Baji graduated from vet school he was cheering the loudest, louder than Baji's mother, and kept going even after he walked off the stage. (He had to be escorted out)
⚝ Once slammed the freezer too hard and heard something break inside, he left it for the next person to deal with. Izana did not like having a frozen chicken slide out then onto his foot.
⚝ His PR team is ALWAYS working overtime.
⚝ Agreed to dress up as Santa for the kids at the orphanage. He was supposed to come through the door, but he wanted to make it extra special for them and tried to come in through the chimney—the fire department had to be called.
