#drunkfet

[hotmistakes]

Imsooooooo fuckin frunk drunk drunkj so hornyyy

[lushpuppyxxx]

my job should be drunk housewife, not “person with a job and responsibilities”

let me just have my martini while I vacuum in heels and pearls (yes in this scenario I am dressed like June cleaver or whoever)

[lushpuppyxxx]

all of my dreams lately have revolved around trying to get to a bar or club to get my drink on but then end up getting lost on the way and finding other places to get drunk and then rocking up to the original destination totally plastered just before I wake up.

I think maybe I should turn this into a reality one of these days.

[lushpuppyxxx]

happy sloshed Saturday!!! The happiest day of the week!

[lushpuppyxxx]

oh shit I’m drjnk

[lushpuppyxxx]

drunk drubjker srunkekst

see pupoysss onluufannsy for the whioollle sewuience includiinf chiugging, stimblijg, hiccucps, slurrrinf, dumbbb singing sonngs, masturbbabtion inna rtub etc etc etc

onlyfans.com

[lushpuppyxxx]

Makin dinner and drinkin another drink

Should I have another gummy swhen dinners done?

[lushpuppyxxx]

waiting for my liquor order

can’t drink any of it until after work :(

I’m just a puppy. I don’t care about late stage capitalism. Just put me in my crate and help me turn my brain off