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i have to be in the office today and i just wanna be at home high and humping š©·š©·š©·š©·
An under appreciated side effect of being drunk is the āeveryone ELE needs to be more drunkā mentality
Like yessss let me drag you down with me until weāre both too dizzy to stand
An under appreciated side effect of being drunk is the āeveryone ELE needs to be more drunkā mentality
Like yessss let me drag you down with me until weāre both too dizzy to stand
Not pictured: hazy red eyed and a dopey smile
got a new slut dress š„° can you tell i'm excited to be wearing it while I get high tonight?
theres something rlly fucking hot abt waiting for the alcohol to hit. feeling so drunk u cant see straight and knowing ur barely halfway as drunk as ur gonna be bc u took so many shots back to bsck. being helpless to stop ur own control slipping away
Imsooooooo fuckin frunk drunk drunkj so hornyyy
*insert gen z 6 7 meme lol
myarms are so heavy rn i forgot ow good crossfaded feeeslssssss typing isso hard my fingers are so sleepy lollll
ffeels like lsow motion
I'm saying the maghical summoning words:
This edible Ain't Shit
So I gotta drink more right?? I thirnk I should drink more
I'm drunk for the first time in ages and as soon as this edible hits in gonna be crossed a sfuuuuuck
sundress season for easy access?? nah bitch. itās romper season. fuckin skort season. iām password protecting this pussy
thinking about booze that makes you fully erect until you sober up, doesn't matter how many times you cum, still hard, still horny...binge drinking for days
I donāt wanna do another āhelp me find my mooties againā post so
Iām horny as fuck rn, every reblog on this post Iāll take a shot and turn up my vibrator šµāš«
Having one of those days where im daydreaming about being a big stoner dumbass top who's too high to have any brains, just a big cock, and is super weak to anybody who wants me to get higher (I wrote get hire lmao) and dumber and maybe lazily hump with them
wanna play wirh a drunk persons tits while weee both hiccupimg and burpinf uncontrollably