#drunkimus

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"Drinking in moderation is acceptable, but drinking until you pass out is not." Ratchet's arms were folded and he was purposefully speaking louder than usual as he glared down at Prime. "You are to set an example for the Autobots, Optimus."

Optmus did not want to be awake right now.

In fact, death would be preferable.

He groaned and tried to tuck up, draping an arm over his helm.  Why was everything so bright?

“Did Motormaster t-bone me? am I dying?” he asked “The Matrix is laughing at me. Arise, Ratchetimus, the well is calling me” he whined into his arm

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*crashes cymbals together* RISE AND SHINE OPTIMUS PRIME!

He doesn’t stir, try again later.

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Sick Note

Notification of Shift Change.

Ironhide will be covering for Optimus today as Optimus is “Sick”

If I find out who is to blame they will be cleaning out the dinocave.

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“Who did this?” *gestures at drunk Optimus*

“Get up, Prime, lets get you to your berth”

“Don’t you ‘nooooooo’ me”

“Optimus, the floor is not lava, Optimus... Optimus you are not dead”

*Pinches bridge of his nose*

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#riseupandconquer#Prime is so drunk that even the matrix needs to go to AA

scuse u 

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Where's Kremzeek?

“...Maybe..Maybe Kremzeek is the friends we made along the way”

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Have you ever wanted to pull Megatron's literal trigger?

“...I think I did that...I did that right?... didn’t I like” *vague hand motions* “Pick him up and fold him back into a gun?.. I think that is a thing that happened.... heh... do you imagine if I dreamt that? that.... weird dream...I wouldn’t dream that...”

“.....Maybe my clone did that”

“Do I drink to things my clone did?”