#drunkkat

[chlorophasmic]

*does a 360 turn torwards treekat in attempt to hold him down, but then then falls down from 3 ft... at full velocity and awkward posture* WAIT, FUCK I DIDN'T THINK THIS THOUGH! OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHI- *head rams right into floor*

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM

[chlorophasmic]

*Lord transported down from his ship* I had to see this for myself. A drunk Treekat. Oh you have fallen, half-brother mine.

c:B

[chlorophasmic]

Please tell me you're at least drinking a good brand of wine.

IT HAS A TRE ON IT SO I THOGUHT IT WAS THE BES T (:B!!

[ifthetreefalls]

YEA THSOE GIRLS AR ELFIRTING WITH ME NWO AND SWINGING BUCKETS AROUDN AND I SHOUDL PROBABLY LEAVE BEORE I GET INTO A BAD SITUATIODN

I FORGOT WHYE I CAM EHERE IN THE FIRST PLACE BTU I GUESS THE POOITN WAS TO FORGET SOEMOTHNG

[ifthetreefalls]

TO BE HSONEST IT'S KDIN OF SNOWAKT'S AFAULT THSI FITME

SEE HE DOESND'TS LIKE KIDS NA DI KNOW IT'S HARD FOR HER TO NOT HAVE ANTOEHRH LUSUS BUT MONARCHKAKT HELSP HER AND I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR SENOWKT FIR HIM NOT TO SE EHSI KID BUT THE TURTH IS THAT NEITHER OF THEMS ASIKED FOR THAT KID

AND KARKATK NEVER AWANED A KDI EITHER

SO I KNWO ASHE'S TRYIGN TO GET HIM TO TAKKRE A ROEL BUT HE NEVBR ASKED FOR THE REPSONSIBLITY AND ITS;' THE FACT THAT SHE'S TRIYNG TO GET HIM TO ACCEPT HIS ROLE AS THE GENENTIC LSUSU THAT'S SCARING HIM OFF

IF SHE HGOT A GURBSITTER WEHN SHE TAEKD TO HER MATESPIT THEN HE WOIUDLN'T BE NERVOUS BECAUSE THE RGUBS ISTHE REASONS H'S SO NEVEROUS

IT SEEMS T O OBVIOUSLY TO ME BUT SNWOIAKT INEEDS TOLOOK PAST HER OWN DESIRES AND USNDERTSAND THAT HE C AN 'T D O THSI

I'M SNOT CLALIGN HIER SELFISH BUT THE WHOEL PROBLEM IS THE GRUSBS

THE GRUSB HAVE TO BE OTU FO THE PICTURE BEFOFE R KARKAKT WILL BE COMFORTABLE TALKIGN TO HER ANDTHE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT SI TO GET SOMEONE TO TAKE ACARE OF THEM WHILE THEY ARE AROUDN AND NOT TO MENTION FDOR EVEN SHOW THEMS  TO KARKQAKTKJ

ITS' TOO AHRD FOR HIM

SO I IWLL

REDOROM ASUAPTIICE BRIEFLY AND FIX WHAT'S SO MESSE UFDP

WHEN I CAN YTYPE VLEARER I'LL TALK TO SNWOAKT ABOUT HTISJ MESS

[ifthetreefalls]

MM HE WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING JUSSST FOR HIM

AND HOW AHRD IT WAS TO TYPE THAT MESSAGE CLEARLYL

BUT TH EPOINT IS THAT HE'LL BE HAAPPIR AND SO WILL SNWOAKT AND I OWE THEM A LOT SICNE I FUKCED UP THEIR ELAITONSHIP PRETTY BADLY AT FIRTS WITH MY JEALUSY

IT'S THE LEAST AI CAN DO

[ifthetreefalls]

I CAN SSEE HIM BEEING ALL NGATIVE BUT I FEEL LIKE I SHOUDLN'T GET INVOLVED BECAUSE IT'S SNOWKAT AND SNOWAKT ISN'T ANY OF MY BUSISNESS AFTER ALL

KARKAAT IS TOTALLY MY BUSISENSS THO SO I WILL SEND HIM BIRDS AND PUNS TO DISTRACT HIM FROM HIS SPAZZINESS

UH

NOT MAATESPRIT KARKAT BUT LIKE

KISMESISS KARKAKT <3<!!!

BECCAUSE IF I DONT' HE'LL BE STOO BUSY HATING HISMELF TO HATE ME!! 0:B!!!!

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I'LL GOO SPELL CHEKC THIS LATER MY HEAD HURTS AND THE KEYS ON THIS PHONE ASRE SO SMALL BUT THEY KEEP FILLIGHN MY CUP AND I THINK I'LL BE LEAVING SOOSN BECAUSE GETTING TOO DRUNKD IS DANGEROUS

[ifthetreefalls]

SSO SOSME GUY WAS LIKE DANCNGI RIGHT ANDF I RAN UP TO DANCE WITH HIM AAND HE WASBLIEK 'DUDE I THINK YOU'RE DRUNK' AND I JUSST 'SSHHH DON'T JUDGE HONEEY BCAUDE' AND THEN I JUMPED ON A TAABLE AND EVERYRONE SYNCHRONIZED WIWHT ME 'EVERYONE'S EQUAL AT THE RUSSTYY BUCKET!!!' THEEN A BUNC OF GUYSS HIGH FIVED ME I'M (:B!!!