#drunklesbians

[renegadepilgrim]

Great night @dougfirlounge listening to @chrispureka play from her new album "Back in the Ring". The music was great. The fans were loud, rude and obnoxious though. Thankfully I had my @hereplusme earbuds in to drown out the chatter. #chrispureka #backinthering #dougfirlounge #drunklesbians #hereplusmeactivelistening

[poundlesbianproblems-blog]

Drunk Girls

So it's my birthday in a few days and we went out to the club for the first time in a very long time. Needless to say it didn't take much to get me completely drunk, and by the time we got to the dance floor I was all over the place. I'm not the dancer when I'm sober. I always think I look a fool so I just stay away completely and let the others look like idiots, but when I'm drunk I could care less. About twenty minutes into shaking my ass off I see a girl in hardly any clothes dancing in the bar. Less than a minute later I'm over there sticking dollar bills into her leather panties. Oh geez, how embarrassing Soon my fiancé and I find ourselves outside on the patio dancing our cares away once again. Five minutes later another girl appears on an outside stage for dancers. This time she was clothed and about as drunk as I was. I couldn't see her very well. I was pretty obliterated, but I knew she had a nice ass and I knew I wanted to touch it. No more than a second later she falls off that stage and into my waiting hands. Of course I kept her from falling, I caught her ass, squeezed it, and steadied her back up. She thought I was a hero...... Go figure. My night was complete after I then grabbed my friends boobs...... Let's just say I won't be drinking ever again. As my fiancé said it best "new lesbian in a candy store" #lesbianproblems -freakyfemme