#drunkseph

[asknigerundayojo]

Hey, you ok man? You seem a bit... off. (daily-rubber-soul)

- “RUBBER SOUL!” - Joseph- 

“You can’t just jump at people with hugs! Maybe he doesn’t want to be hit with 200 pounds of drunken Human!” - Ceasar- 

“But how else am I gon’ show him how much I appreciate him?!” - Joseph

@daily-rubber-soul

[josephjoestarssearchhistory]

@4tarosearchhistory hey

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey

I lov u

Alat

Now plz domt get mad

[asknigerundayojo]

please tell me drunk joseph is trying to hit on ceaser but is failing because drunk joseph

“Well I guess that depends on your definition of flirting...” - Ceasar -

“An’ did you kno’ that you’re eyes are like... Green? Green’s a good color. I like green. Grass’s green, tree’s green, your eyes are green... So much green. Ceasaar why’s there so much green?” - Joseph -

[asknigerundayojo]

(oh boy he drunk) hey joseph, how much do you like caesar?

- “I looove Ceasarino! He’s my bestest frien’ in the entire world! You kno’ I never had many frien’s before him, ‘cause most people actually don’t like me! They think I’m too loud an’ stuff like that... Can you believe that? But ah... Where was I? Eh... Well anyway Ceasarino’s diffrent!” - Joseph -

“... Oh Jojo...” - Ceasar -

[asknigerundayojo]

I can't believe most people don't like you! You're such a great big lovable goofball. I'd give you a smooch on the cheek if you weren't so inebriated right now.

- “Thank you so much anon!”

[asknigerundayojo]

*hands joseph a glass of water* drink this so you don’t get a massive headache

- “I think I’ll take that for now, I’m not sure he’d even be able to aim for his mouth. Thank you, Signorina.” - Ceasar- “Ayyyyy Ceasariiiino, how long have you been here??” - Joseph

[asknigerundayojo]

Caesarino, how are you dealing with Joseph right now?

- “Good question.” - Ceasar.    - “Heeey... Ceasar, why d’you have these marks? They’re really funny!” - Joseph.  

[asknigerundayojo]

DRUNK JOSEPH! DRUNK JOSEPH!

- “I’m noooot drunk!” - Very drunk Joseph