Some Punz/Drunz Headcanons
Punz can use a katana well and often swings it around in a tango-like manner to woo Dream. It works wonderfully. (Inspiration: his new insta photo-video dump)
Punz has traveled to other SMPs in secret to improve his fighting skills. (Inspiration: some kind of edgy backstory I came up with a month or two ago for funsies)
Punz runs simulations to predict player movement. It usually backfires on him because game characters don't act like normal people. (Inspiration: VALORANT and rp-er-Techno's weird psychology experiments.)
Dream calls Punz 'Mercedes' because: one, Punz is very valuable, and two, because Merc can be short for 'mercenary' or 'Mercedes'
90% of the time he looks calm, but internally he’s speed-running 12 thoughts at once.
Has the “I could do it better but I don’t care enough” energy.
Annoyingly good at everything he tries, then shrugs like, “Yeah, that was easy.”
Collects beanies the way dragons collect gold. No one has seen him wear the same one twice. This is why Dream's biggest monthly expense is beanies. He buys one, and Punz process to permanently borrow them the next day. The only peace Dream gets is when Punz picks up a beanie from the sidewalk and "fixes" it to make it look more presentable. (more will be said about this soon).
Can crochet, sew, knit, embroider, etc. etc. (It's because of his experience with beanies.) He can make a good housewife, and Dream abuses this trait of his in the nicest manner possible.
Sapnap thinks Dream is being robbed. George thinks Dream is stupid. Truth is, Punz is just reallocating the beanies.
Punz: “You weren’t wearing it." Dream: “Punz, it was in my drawer.” Punz: “Exactly. Wasted.”
Dream once bought a beanie, put a tracker in it, and hid it in a safe.The next day, Punz walked into the living room wearing it. “Your safe is easy to pick,” Punz said, as if that wasn’t alarming in 17 different ways. (The cult Punz joined before getting into the dream SMP (yes, that's right, that edgy backstory thing I was talking about above) should not have taught him how to pick locks. While threatening a VALORANT player and another beanie at the same time.)
You hear Punz sipping coffee in the kitchen like an exhausted dad while Dream tortures Tommy.