#ds shitposting

[tortoisesshells]

dark shadows shitposting, part 1/???

[bellringermal]

Been playing DS2 with @deadbrainart. Rate my fashionsouls X3

[kaaramel]

this wasn’t even actually my purpose back when i was looking for this chart but since i HAVE it...

[kaaramel]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh well @inhumanrobot posted this pic and someone in ffchat commented that it looked like they had been photoshopped in and. i ran with it

[kaaramel]

hi i appreciated your memery

SCREAMS

[kaaramel]

because of this

[kaaramel]

superpowers lottery, don’t starve edition:

the cool ones:

completely resistant to fire

straight up a witch able to write and use magical tomes

rad steampunk robot who can charge up from lightning

two different flavors of Very Strong & Good At Punching

the depressing ones:

dabbled in dark magic

haunted by dead twin sister

got eaten by giant spider but refuses to die

the “starting tutorial character”

beard grows really fast and that’s kind of it

“what”:

under the light of the full moon, turns into a ravenous ... beaver

balloons

[kaaramel]

"average spider eats 3 people a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average spider eats 0 people per year. Webbers Georg, who lives on an island & has eaten 1 entire child is an outlier adn should not have been counted