#dsaf mildred

[hgimtr-au]

Eyyy Mildred!!! Be careful now! BE CAREFU- MILDRED WATCH OUT!!!!

onomatopoeia: BONK

[hgimtr-au]

Mildred you have beautiful teeth and smile. Im not unsetteled

Mildred: I don't believe you but thanks!

[hgimtr-au]

I CAST MOLD

unnamed nun: MILDRED!!! STOP STARING AT THE CEILING!

unnamed nun: if you upset anyone else today you'll have to write your lines again

Mildred: I didn't do anythin

unnamed nun: that's it! 1,000 lines for you!

unnamed nun: what are you up to, Mary?

Mary: staring at the ceiling, there's mold

unnamed nun: oh!

[hgimtr-au]

To mildred

Is it a male or a female, does it prefer being called an it? Also if it's a male why dress it skirts and give it long hair?

I'm no hater but just asking since you'd assume a church would want their people to strongly hetero

Mildred: They say I'm a girl, they call me an 'it' cause they hate me. Why do you think they named me Mildred? When I tried to wear boy's clothes they hit me with sticks

in this au Dave is a trans man he just hasn't transitioned yet as we're in 1952 and he hasn't fully figured it out yet (he doesn't really mind being called an 'it' but he doesn't enjoy it)

[hgimtr-au]

How's Mildred doing

You're my favourite silly goober Mildred fr

Mildred: HIII HELLOOO

[hgimtr-au]

Has mildred every killed someone

hes about to

[hgimtr-au]

EVERYROEN THEY THE IT THEY HT THE FUCKING TOWRERTS THEY HIT THE FUCKING TOWERS HOKLY HSIT OGH M YUGOD THEY HIT THE FUCK IGNG TOWERS AND THE PENTAGAON LOOK ON TV RIGHJTN OW RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Mildred: you lyin bitch

[hgimtr-au]

I really wanna feed mildred a frozen rat

currently in the timeline he would not eat it

after the homelessness arc he'd eat it whole and ask for seconds