Aug 31, 2019
Li'l Cal: hey chump! your mom is dumb in bed!
Kurloz: >HOLY SHIT! HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT PUPPET TALK?<
Dirk: I’m a ventriloquist. I can throw my voice.
Kurloz: >DANG! YOU’RE THE MOST TALENTED AND HANDSOME VENTRILOQUIST EVER!<
Meulin, pointing at Kurloz: ((≡ﾟ♀ﾟ≡)) < WAIT A SECOND… YOU’RE MEWTE!
Dirk: ……….
#source: cyanide and happiness#DSJDSJFDHFDDSGJHD#kurloz standing there like ''what the fuck is going on why is he saying these things''#meulin figures it out and hes like OH#proceed kurloz and meulin talking about dirk through sign language#''bastard didnt even do my old voice right''#''oh i thought he was doing fine!''#''meulin. you cant fucking hear him''#''oh yeah. hm''#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#submission#vampphoenix99#mod dave#lil cal#kurloz makara#dirk strider#meulin leijon