#dsmp!schlatt

[jamjacklejoach]

I HATE THIS GUY HE SUCKS. KILL HIM

[yourfaveis-hyperose]

Hey could you do dsmp! Schlatt has hyperromantic. (I'm kinda embarrassed about this but) I'm a introject of him and I'm pretty sure I'm hyperromantic

- @freak-the-fallen

DSMP!Schlatt from well… the Dream SMP is Hyperromantic!

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[here-there-be-drag0ns]

Sins of Our Brothers

Doesn't this seem familiar?

[markets]

things that people canonically do in hell now:

- play solitaire

- talk about hemorrhoids 

- go to the gym

[caricatureblue]

More Caricature in Manberg arc! Left alone with the president himself

How did “YAY NEW EGG LORE” become “i feel so many things about manberg”??

[autumncomplexion]

Phil goes to the Museum (sounds like a kids movie title, lol)

Okay but. Idea. What if Phil does his research before seeing Wilbur again.

In Phil’s lore stream, he found out Wilbur had been lying to him in his letters. He doesn’t even know who Schlatt was. He didn’t know Wil lost the election and was cast out of his own country. He kept saying he had so many questions, that he had questions before, where it all went wrong, but now he has even more questions. What if, while he waits to be able to speak to Wilbur, who’s lied to him before, he tries to find out the real story he thought he knew. I think Phil should try and find out the history of this place. He should talk to Eret. Eret has been there since the beginning. They were the traitor the first time around, and they’re now ruler of the Greater SMP. Not only that, but Eret has been keeping the history of this place. Eret is building and curating the museum. Phil should request an audience with the king. It would be tense. An awkward meeting no doubt. But after Phil found out about the museum, and that his son had lied to him about the goings-on of the server, Phil needs to know the truth. And if Wilbur’s lied to him before, he might try to twist the truth again if Phil just asks him about it. But could you imagine, just, a tense meeting at the castle. And a quiet walk to the museum. With just, Phil explaining that he needs to know what really happened. From the beginning. And Eret has wanted to make amends for so long, they want to do good, and help, it’s all they want (that and power, power is pretty cool too). So the two walk around the museum. Starting at the beginning. And slowly, the intensity and awkwardness melts away because Phil is just listening to Eret as they go along. I don’t even think Phil would ask many questions, if any. Probably getting more and more quiet. At a loss of words once they get to the parts that Wil lied about. Finding out what happened at the Election/Inauguration. What Pogtopia really was. What really happened at the Festival. Who executed Tubbo. When they’re done, somehow Phil is even more quiet than when they started. Just, thinking. In his own head. Digesting the new information. When they started, it may have been tense and awkward but not completely silent. This would allow him to properly question Wil when he sees him again. Rather than just asking him what really happened, asking him why he lied. Asking him about events he lied about or just left out completely. Give us that angry confused angst Philza. Give us scrambling Wilbur trying to explain why he lied. Not only would this give us extra lore before he meets Wilbur again, gives us Eret in the lore, it also gives an in-story recap of events that have happened since the beginning for newer fans. It would be a cool way to go over past events for new fans as well as older ones, since sometimes it’s important to revisit because it’s easy to forget the significance of certain events.

[the-fridge-is-on-fire]

Yk a lot of people are like “how can dsmp!schlatt know how to revive people” like I mean if u think about it we don’t really know his past (correct me if I’m wrong cause I usually am) and shit so god fuckin knows where this fuck came from. So like shit he COULDVE found the book in the forest one day and got bored. He could’ve been gifted the book by some high ass wizard who was doing it for funsies. He could be some magical being that came from generations of other magical wizard dUDes that could do this but just covers it all up with how he is. Or maybe he didn’t want to be a wizard dude and went on to be a capitalist dictator but kept the book in case his fish died one day. Who fuckin knows

[tim3breaker]

I had an idea about how revival book works. It has 3 vessels where you can put a soul and the vessel will shapeshift to grant a proper body to a person inside.

But it’s not limited to human beings. You can revive a pet that way. Or even...revive multiple souls using one vessel......

So here they are. Wilbur is stuck with Henry and Schlatt with Friend.

AND NOW TOMMY IS DEAD.

Thinking.... Tommy and Hope? Tommy and Spirit?