#dsoap

[gibbearish]

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

[gibbearish]

yall: cringe culture is dead! like the things you like! don't let other people tell you what to enjoy!

yall whenever asexuality, thomas sanders, fnaf, mlp, homestuck, and other "cringey" harmless things are mentioned: WOW big yikes lmao @ op you're such a child for enjoying these things smh lol can we get a cringe compilation up in here yet

[gibbearish]

the first time jon wakes up in the safehouse hes all disoriented from sleep so he sees a room he doesnt immediately recognize and goes “oh fucking god not another kidnapping”

[gibbearish]

good to see the adventure zone tradition of "competent women swooping in at the last second to save the main characters from a grisly death" is alive and well

[gibbearish]

on a scale from neil cicierega's "you can't win me, i can't be beat" cabinet man to jonny sims' "the angles cut me when i try to think" sergei ushanka, how well do you cope with the idea of your fleshy human body and brain being converted into a computer

[gibbearish]

jonny: daisy and basira will never be canonized as a couple-

me: :(

jonny: -because the two of them (but especially basira) are meant as a commentary on "covering for someone else's violent actions because you're in the same group as them (cops)" and to make them date would change that

me: :)

[gibbearish]

tim in s1 dealing with the worm invasion: hey guys! :D did you all notice the spooky worms lol :D ! i found a fire extinguisher :D!

tim in s3 dealing with Literally Anything: fuck you. eat my shit and ass. i hope you all die.

[gibbearish]

why does no one address questions to the science side of tumblr anymore