#dtrain3000

[eh-d]

Watch this you guyz. It’s so good.

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Approval from Devin omg

[pazdemente]

I tagged you in a silly survey question thing. You should do it. Or don't. It's your life. Live your life.

I answered your questions, but I didn't follow the rules because I doubt that people want to see my crap. Which is also why I published it in 2011 and made the tag did you know that 'hoes' is plural for ho? AND/or that hoes be trippin' all up in this piece naw mean? ihs like 'why you even here if all you tryna do is mess with my dougie?' gahtdamn maing so that you could still find it. (It's also under the link to my personal posts.)

Uhm... Enjoy, I guess?

[flawsstitchedwithgoodintentions]

It's been a while since I've been tagged in something. Let's Go!

I was tagged by a homosexualheartthrob named Maryanne. She's cool.

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 10 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 10 new people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

Questions I was asked:

How many times do you poop in a day? Once or twice? Usually once, although yesterday not at all because I didn't eat.

What’s your favorite position to masturbate in? I...I'm pretty sure I've only tried one. Sitting upright. I suppose I should try to yoga it out the next time I've got to.

Do you ever cry because you’re not making out with me? I can't say I've cried. I've been super sad and wrote a poem with my tears though. It wouldn't post on tumblr.

Who was the last person you drunk texted? I've never been drunk. I think I fail to meet the requirements of this question.

Why did Brittana break up? Because they wanted to destroy your happiness. Glee has lost it's way, it seems.

Why am I so perfect? It's like asking why there's gravity. It's an axiom. We live with it.

On a scale from 1 to 17, how much do you love me? 42 seems like a good number.

Are you a lesbian? I am a fan of the ladies. Please do not check under the hood to see if I meet the other half of the needed traits.

Are you single? I am not single. The last time I was single, the national average price of gas was $1.55

If the answer to the previous 2 questions was “yes” then why aren’t we dating? Because I'm not perfect. I don't measure up.

Now it's your turn.

When do you usually sleep (or are you on the blog life like #never)?

The most important person in your life died. Don't tell me who they are, tell me what you're missing.

You're musically talented. What's your genre?

From our conversations, what word(s) would you describe me with?

Do you hate pants as much as I do (because pants suck)?

Three days into the new year, do you regret anything yet?

You know that artist you like? The one you don't want to admit you do? Who is it?

What book movie do you hate the most for taking creative liberties (All of my hate goes to The Golden Compass)?

Who you be hollain' at tho (for those of you who got lost, who do you like)?

Is there a name you wish you had?