The DreamSMP Letter
Debated Chaos
The day of the election has come, with our two running parties, #Pog2020 with Soot Innit, and #Swag2020 with NotFound Quackity.
Before the election started, it appeared someone had attempted to assassinate one of the candidates. Details are unknown
The canadites each made their claims again as the the audience asked them questions.
Quackity had to answer for GeorgeNotFound as the candidate did not appear to the election. Sapnap asked current President Wilbur Soot a question, and he responded with “Filthy Americans” and is also being accused of having Pokimane.
2 members of the audience have gone catatonic, (Tubbo and Punz) but were given permission to vote anyway.
Later in the meeting, President Soot’s son, ItsFundy, along with Niachu announced their own campaign #Coconut2020.
Local senile crazy man, JShlatt, came onto the server, supposedly to endorse #Pog2020, but said “democracy sux” when put in the stand, and instead claiming to make his campaign. Candidate GeorgeNotFound is still NotFound at this point in the meeting.
Schlatt also went on to kill multiple people. Multiple times. Including the candidates.
King Eret came on during the pre-debate recess, stating he “...would support #Coconut2020 if if the were in the ballot”
Schlatt continues to bring chaos to the election, putting the whole thing to a pause, and putting President Soot into hiding. Candidate GeorgeNotFound is still NotFound. NotFound’s running mate, Quackity, made a statement, blaming the chaos on George being gone.
The results of the election will be released the 22nd of September.
Is this the end for President Soot and Vice President Innit? Will they move into a cottage in the woods? Will Tommy get his disks back? Will GeorgeNotFound ever be found?
All questions (except that last one) will be answered in the next report.
